skinters

totally broke.

"Are you coming out for a few drinks?"
"Nah, I'm totally skinters, maybe next week."

by ksjdgufyf December 29, 2009

splattershat

Past tense- a bowel movement that splatters out from the anus onto the sides of the toilet bowl or where ever else the anus may have been aimed

Dude, do you have a towel in here? I just splattershat all over...sorry.

by SplatsMcGatts April 8, 2016

Splinkter

The word used to describe a person who is unable to decipher between a compliment and an insult.

Hey happy birthday bud!

Hey what the fuck does that mean?!

You splinkter, I was trying to wish you a happy birthday.

by GCess19 August 27, 2016

splinger

a person who is annoying , over the top, pick me , attention seeker who thinks they are the queen of the world

omg do you hear what shes saying, she is being such a splinger

by supersexykenzi February 26, 2022

chin splints

Similar to shin splints, a chin splint is any injury of the chin, jaw, mouth, or tongue that has been suffered as a result of performing fellatio or cunnilingus.

"Babe, I can't go down on you tonight, I'm suffering hella chin splints."

by TSayvs June 11, 2013

Couch splitter

A women's leg is stretched up over the couch and the other foot is on the floor and the man is penetrating her hard from behind with one foot on the floor and one on the couch.

I am sorry I can't climb these stairs, my boyfriend gave me the couch splitter last night and I can barely ride the train to pound town

by Clitasplitaliss September 3, 2018

Reverse splenderson

When you convince your girlfriend you won’t climax in her, but then do it anyway.

WTF! Your reverse splenderson is gonna get me pregnant. I’m ovulating you douche bag!

by Clausen Balls June 2, 2020