Slinky

A useless person that you would like to see pushed down a flight of stairs

Some people are like slinkies...
they don't really have a purpose,
but they still bring a smile to your face
when you push them down the stairs.

Erin stop being a slinky.

by Leah19 February 29, 2008

yoinky sploinky

A meme used to sometimes describe the action of squirting out body fluids. This can also be used as a funny word without much meaning other than being a funny sounding word. This really defines how are humor came from dad jokes to random weird funny words.

"Did you yoinky sploinky today?"
"Your a little yoinky sploinky!"

by Thinn3r March 20, 2021

slinky

A slinky is something u call ur friend by the name of becca

Hey Slinky

by Poodle May 8, 2004

splinkie

A little spliff.
A one man top up type spliff
A spliff designed to mend rather than Mash

"I'm on my way now. I'll take a splinkie for the journey"

by Bobby Kanker August 14, 2003

slinky of death

an appropriate weapon substitute for security guards; to be used instead of police tazers.

The mall security apprehended me after he saw me push the spacially inept cellphone user on the escalator with my hot tea mittens. He took me to the dumpster behind the mall where 3 other security guards surrounded me and all began to pumel me with their slinky of deaths.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 5, 2011

slinky dinky

Adjective. An elongated limp johnson.
A penis which is no longer erect due to poor choice in arousal.

After realizing Jane was butt ass ugly, Tom was left with a slinky dinky.

by Battlecock April 21, 2017

Yoinky Sploinky Church

The church that everyone should be praising so you aren't a victim of vehicular manslaughter in front of an orphanage.
Be alert at all times for a car if you dare disobey.

Yo, the new yoinky sploinky church has opened up across the street

by Zowl January 13, 2022