fidget spinner

A toy meant to help people relieve stress and improve focus first available in the 90's. It was created to capitalize on individuals with ADHD, autism, or anxiety; it became highly popular in 2017, though the fidget spinner is heading toward obsolescence, as people are finally realizing how antithetical it is. Many schools have banned fidget spinners for being distracting.

Student 1: I just got another fidget spinner yesterday.
Student 2: Dude, that's so cool!
Student 1: Yeah, it lights up and everything. And it was only 40 bucks.
Student 2: Woah! I have to get one!

by Imwy June 19, 2017

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Midget Spinner

Ok, so a Midget Spinner is no different than any Fidget Spinner; except the fact that instead of the Y-shaped device attached to it, now it's a Midget. And it spins around at an insane speed, rendering all the achievements which human have accomplished to this day as less important than it.

Nah.. Midget Spinner is a midget spinning around at an astounding speed that breaks the sound barrier.

A: Look at what I've got!
B: Wut m8?
A: A Fidget Spinner! It's so awesome! asrd641265w4165!%$!^$@(
B: I'd Midget Spinner yo ass!

by doomscyte July 24, 2017

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Midget Spinner

Mostly a short girl/stripper on a dancing pole.

"Wanna watch a midget spinner show?"

by beyondyourmemes July 28, 2017

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Fidget Spinner

Object that rotates at high speed to distract autistic edgy retards from their real life problems. Mainly used at schools because it is a popular trend that should have died in a fire. Faggots that use fidget spinners actually cry themselves to sleep.

"Yo did you see Evan and his Fidget Spinner?"

"Yeah man I did, what a faggot."

by Spinnerkid May 18, 2017

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