[Satan's] [Egg] [Nog]

Satan's Egg Nog is another way of saying cum. Or in other words, the sperm that comes out of your penis when ejaculating. A lot of people refer to masturbation as a sin therefor it is Satan's. And egg nog simply because it seems to work.

Hey there, don't be ashamed if you spill a little bit of Satan's Egg Nog every here and there.

by Bendrix92 December 9, 2008

Satan's air

A smalll gust leaving the starfish resulting in evacuation or in some cases unconciousness (farts may vary, all due to the ammount of liquid or food consumed on the night before)

i dropped a bit of satan's air at work, it wasn't good, the new receptionist died

by ashbo0505 August 1, 2008

Satan's Starling

The bird or birds that are cherping outside of your bedroom window in the early hours of the morning. They are often more active when you are hungover or feeling particularly unwell, making the experience worse.

Todd: Damn, you look terrible dude?
Glenn: God damn Satan's Starlings woke me up at 5:00am this morning... little bastards!

by buckonz November 23, 2009

Satan's Ass Crack

Texas

I live in Satan's ass crack so summer's are literally hell

by Taylor bruh names Taylor June 26, 2016

Satanic Ritual Abuse (SRA)

Satanic ritual abuse is a severe form of abuse by Satanists. The abuse can be of different terrible types.

There is a 1992 FBI Cult Watch report on Satanic Ritual Abuse (SRA).

by ScienceBurt February 2, 2020

Annos Satanas

System of time based around the number 9. Primarily used by the Church of Satan. Commonly abbreviated A.S.

Barack Obama was elected president in XLIII Annos Satanas.

by E5150 August 28, 2009

Spiritual satanism

Is a type of satanism that believes that there is a real being they call satan who really created the universe and the christian God is an inposter. That satan is all good and that all sensual pleasures are good.

John is into spiritual satanism.

by Deep blue 2012 January 14, 2010