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spag

A slang Australian word for an Italian person. Comes from the word spagetti.
"You bloody spag."
by Dave September 21, 2003
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spagger

noun - someone who is incredibly stupid or half-witted
"Dennis, I know you're an accountant, but all of those typos in your emails make you to like a right spagger"
by Julestheking August 28, 2008
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slagma

A wet fart. Synonyms: Chili, Shart.
When a spray of poo comes from a very big fart.
To pull a prank, he wiped slagma on his friend's face
by Steve February 1, 2004
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Spagettisize

Verb: to cut short, or shorten

Spagettisize is a verb generally used to say something is being shortened, or cut short. It's undetermined where it originated, but it's believe to have appeared somewhere in Italy in 2003. Spagettisize has also grown to mean 'to interrupt'. Additionally, spagettisize has been translated into many other forms such as:
Spagettist: A person who often interrupts people. (Andy is such a Spaggettist.)
Spaggettisizedly: An Adverb that means briefly. (Andy ran spaggettisizedly.)

There have also been reports of an informal second person form of the verb:
Spagettest: Thou Spagettest our meeting.
He cut me off:
He spagettisized me.

He needs to shorten his essay:
He needs to spagettisize his essay
by Third and Thomas March 11, 2008
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spaggard

An amalgamation of spack and blaggard, but retaining most of the former's meaning.

A clumsy or cackhanded person, prone to acting like a retard, whether intentionally or no.

It is generally used without any other words - i.e. you wouldn't say 'you are a spaggard', just 'spaggard'.
Bill totally had a window for some snatch grabbin tonight, but poured his drink all over her tits. Spaggard.
by piratethomas January 22, 2009
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Spagettihoes

A group of women dressed revealingly in a club/public area.
There are 5 girls standing on a street corner wearing practically nothing:

Rob: "You lot are a bunch of sketty hoes"
Jez: "Hey, Rob be respectful - dont you mean spagettihoes!?"
by 2tired2care November 10, 2009
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Shagmobile

When a group of boys are in a Vauxhall corsa with black wheels and tinted windows usually the corsa is banged up and they shout at people typically young prrety women
"That car looks like a shagmobile doesn't it neve"
by Xfantasticx4x July 31, 2018
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