solar flares

A dimwit; a jerk and definitely not the most brilliant crayon in the box.

"Some solar flare got a zero on the math exam."

by The Anna-lator November 1, 2003

solar collector

large tits on a girl pool side in california.

Hi honey those are nice solar collectors.

by itichie_nocanpoo June 11, 2006

solar flares

The leftovers of fuzz after a blond guy shaves his 'i-think-it's-a-beard-but-not-really, before he can really get the hang of it. Frequently accompanied by a red rash (adding to the flare) as well as itching, irritated skin.

"Dude, did you just shave for the first time?"
"Uh..no...I've been shaving for a long time...since I was like, 10..."
"No way dude, you must really suck at it then cuz u got such a solar flare..."

by Lara November 1, 2003

Solarity

Word to describe a person that respects woman.

Fuck! That solarity just stole my girl.

by Keffree February 4, 2018

solar flares

when someone with a very bright dong flashes someone else and they are temporarily blinded.

this old woman solar flared my uncle.

by the_rhino December 15, 2003

soliaro

Buried in a sea of shit and stupidity.

Your opinion is soliaro, my friend.

by SlumLord January 29, 2004

Solarpilot

Someone who steals everyone's tickets. This person goes outside on a rare occasion, and when the person does go outside, it is very shocking. Very hard worker, and someone you wouldn't want to compete against because this person will make sure they pwn you at life.

Darnet! That Solarpilot stole all the tickets again!

Solarpilot went outside???

Solarpilot beat me again!

by bmxgirl222 August 14, 2009