secondary wipe

When you take a shit and wipe your ass, but then have to come back like 20 minutes later and wipe your ass again because it itches and there’s still shit on there, that is a secondary wipe.

Damn, my ass was itching and sure enough it was because I needed a secondary wipe.

by Thefza September 14, 2019

scondulli

An alternative vocabularic choice used as opposed to its true meaning, which is allegdly 'money'.

"More Scondulli to man"
"Ay large one, you absolute jokeman, JOKEMAN, YOU'RE A JOKEMAN. If scondulli means money, why don't you just say money, before I come and I'll slap your tummy"

by L'Homme Grande des Extrémités February 25, 2021

Five Second Whoopsie

Defined:
This occurs when friend has been drinking and randomly urinates (or urinates to put out a fire) and you accidentally briefly gander at that person genitals. The linger time between you gandering at the genital and walking away is classified as "the five second whoopsie". Any longer and you are staring.

Orgin: Canada

Andrew: I have to leave, I must pee out this fire now!
Matt: Oh no! I'm getting out of here! I took a "Five Second Whoopsie" on that one.

by He Whom Names Things May 22, 2011

Twitter second death syndrome

The phenomenon where people Tweet and comment about a celebritys death years afterwards as if it just happened.

Tweet: RIP Rue Mcclanahan. I loved you on the Golden Girls.
Reply: dude, she died 5 years ago.
Tweet: sorry. Twitter second death syndrome strikes again.

by coupondad7 July 13, 2015

Drop Scone

A brutally rough bowel movement that feels like your ass is being ripped apart by shitting a long, dry, stale coffee shop scone. Typically induced from dehydration caused by a long night of excessive alcohol consumption.

Carl needed some Prep H after he busted a bloody roid. His drop scone split his ass open.

by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2017

dromana secondary

A place where all individualality and self worth is drained from the souls of teens too fucked on drugs to notice, the skirts are higher than any females grades and the staff often spend lunchtimes to pray to Hitler and the devil. In other words a complete and utter shit hole.

"I don't want to go to that school it's a total Dromana secondary ".
"Dromana? You mean drugmana"

by Analcuntloving April 18, 2018

Cerebral Sconezy

When you drink an egregious amount of alcohol, smoke one bowl of weed and you transform into a state of temporary shaking in which you cannot control your movements or complete menial tasks.

Jimmy: Holy Sh*t! John drank so much tonight and now he’s smoking?

(5 min later)

Anthony: lol, look at John he’s shaking out of control

Jimmy: I knew he was going to go into cerebral sconezy

by hawkeye17 June 19, 2020