A surgery

To poke someone once in an uncomfortable area while displaying kind eyes and a calm demeanor while saying "A surgery"

Your friend is playing a video game minding his/her own business you walk over and poke him/her in the rib startling them as you say calmly "A surgery"

by Guy_Named_Hat September 14, 2011

snurge

A shorter way of saying "snacking urge"

Matt: Oh man, I have such a snurge right now, brb
Jen: GO GO GO :P

by Mattiefrick February 26, 2015

plastic surgery

plastic surgery (n): A woman that is strictly polite, so that no curious male tries to go to her at all, because she looks like a plastic surgery.

You could not imagine, this Jasmine around: at last was known for a plastic surgery , after years that bullied she the men around, with her bitterness of her divorce; Every body was horrified of her frowns by her divorce.

by man!? March 25, 2017

Irish Plastic Surgery

n. Physical Spousal Abuse, esp. a husband hitting his wife.

When Irish Plastic Surgery is performed too often, it can leave a face leathery and weathered.

by Aubrassai March 14, 2011

snurgery

act of sniffing bicycle seats

Basil's flat was raided where hundreds of bicycle seats were discovered and he was arrested for felony snurgery.

by nino nittichi June 14, 2014

Snurgerire

The one who snurges the most.

Caitlin snurged the most and was crowned the snurgerire.

by Snurger123 January 26, 2026

Surgercise

The activity taken to surgically correct physical attributes that could really be corrected by physical activity.

"That Sausage Roll will go straight to your hips!"
"Oh don't worry - i'll do a little extra surgercise"

by Jeffers78_bris April 7, 2007