Snurgling

The act of using your own snot on your hand as lubricant to masturbate.

1. John couldn't come to work today. He said hes snotty so i bet he's home Snurgling.

2. Sorry i couldn't come to work yesterday. I was snotty, but at least i got a good Snurgle off.

by Snurgler January 21, 2026

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Smuggling a midget

When you are desperate for a turd

“ I feel like I’m smuggling a midget”

by Josh,Marth&jonsey January 21, 2026

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Smuggling Koalas

The act of shoving a kiwi into the vagina and pushing it back out repeatedly, the fuzzy skin gives the impression of having intercourse with a marsupial

Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night, she was smuggling koalas during foreplay

by SuperGoatGuy November 8, 2025

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A character trait one may have to turn their other into a complete pile of mush while making the individual excited at the same time. Usually too many smiles and readjustments are preformed during this ritual.

"He encapsulated me with the utmost of snuggliciousness power!"
Insert Hentai here.

by TheBreeze911 December 27, 2025

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Sweetart Smuggling

To violently force packaged Sweetarts (stick-style) into the anus and eat them at a later period. No lubrication used in process.

Josh:I just walked in on my brother to see him Sweetart Smuggling!

Katrina:That's disgusting dude!

by KetchupSunshine November 9, 2010

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Sentence Smuggling

An attempt by an individual to smuggle negative emotions past another individual's awareness by the use of a disingenuous and ubiquitous statement; sometimes for the intent and purpose of using said emotions to inflict harm at a later and more opportune time.

Her: "I'm fine with it."
Him: "Yeah, I'm going to call BS on that on account of sentence smuggling. Tell me how you REALLY feel."

by Jinsei_KC July 14, 2016

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Slug Smuggling

When a lady gets aroused and leaves slimy trails in her undergarments almost as if she has hidden slugs in them to prevent detection from customs.

“Oh Charles, the sight of you in your fancy king hat had me dripping like a broken refrigerator. I must away and change my Knick-knacks, as they are as if I have been slug smuggling.”

(Queen Camilla after the Coronation of King Charles III.)

by Jimbo Baggins May 6, 2023

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