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Dirty Snowball

The wad of Semen sucked from the ass after Anal sex.
All she had for breakfast was a Dirty Snowball, thanks to the Red Rocket!
by HOT KARL666 June 11, 2010
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sticky snowball

A sticky snowball is when a guy catches his cum load in his hand and proceeds to throw it at his target, preferably the face of a cheating dirty whore.
Austin Wilson is such a cum craving homo that he begs all of his friends to cover him in warm sticky snowballs.

I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me so I surprised her with a barrage of sticky snowballs as a going away present.
by snowballer November 25, 2009
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Don't bring a gun to a snowball fight.

A proverb for when a person grossly overreacts to a situation.
A person hits a Hummer with a snowball which is being driven by an off-duty detective. The detective gets out of his vehicle and brandishes his firearm while trying to find the person who threw the snowball.

Crowd chants, "Don't bring a gun to a snowball fight."
by cdo4 December 21, 2009
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snowboarding

Basically the most fun...ever. The best winter sport period. Altho in response to "the angry gnome" I'm one of those little effers that just jib...because i have no place to go backcountry. So yeah, I wont say snowboarding is better then skiing...because i ahev never gone skiiing...but all those little 6 yr old rich skiiers on the hill certainly PISS ME OFF
Dumb Kid at my school: "Hey look, that kid thinks she's so cool because she thinks she can snowboard"
me: *flawlessly grinds a rail*
Dumb kid: *faints because of my awesomeness*
Other dumb kid "Maybe i should try snowboarding..."
by SNOWBOARDINGisLIFE August 20, 2007
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Snowboarding

Snowboarding is better than skiing.
by iMakeTrashUrbanStuff September 22, 2020
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reverse snowball

when you cum in a girls pussy the she sits on your face and drips it into your mouth, then you start french kissing and give it back to her.
man shes a freak she wanted a reverse snowball!
by _the one and only James January 5, 2008
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Jerk Off Snowboarder

Jerk Off Snowboarders, also called JOS's are some of the biggest douche bags you'll ever meet. They are almost as obnoxious as people who drive Hummers. The name comes from the fact that they are downright jerks, and they love snowboarding so much, that they could jerk off to it if they wanted to. Their major goal in life is to go pro (no pro snowboarder is a JOS).

The Style of a JOS: JOS's can be seen wearing the latest snowboarding gear. They have jackets and pants that match their board, bandanas, tinted goggles, gore tex gloves, and helmets. They have their own boards, usually the most expensive out there.

The behavior of a JOS: JOS's are as obnoxious, as they get. They like to yell and scream, usually while speeding down the trails, thus distracting the other people around them. They also like to watch people get hurt, and will drop snow on you from the lift, if they get the chance. If you bump into one on a trail, they will push you down and throw snow on you. If you fall on a trail, they will either use you as a human jump, or jump over you. They are disrespectful, and absolutely hate skiers. They can be found on any mountain, hitting up the terrain park, all day long.
(A kid goes off a jump and falls)

Jerk Off Snowboarder: Fucking Fag! If you're gonna do something, then do something good! And get a nice board like mine! Get a Burton, not that shitty rental!

Other Kid: Dude, why don't you leave me alone and go jerk off to some snowboarding videos? Get a fucking life, that doesn't revolve around snowboarding.

Jerk Off Snowboarder: Fuck you! (Gets on his board and speeds away)
by AllDayLong1337 March 10, 2009
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