Snooki

" Im going to the Jersey Shore Bitch ! , one of the most funniest people known to man ! . does what ever the hell she wants but is smart about it .got socked in the face by some dumb ass and STILL looks pretty ! ,she RE-INVENTIDE the poof and rocks it like no other . she can get any man she wants. most of all looooooves pickkles ! ,nature is her #1 priority , she will do what ever it takes to save an animals life . she's hated by many , but that dont stop her from doing what she does best !

love you snook's <3 (:

" did you watch jersey shore ?! "
friend #1

" yess, did you see snooki kick her ass ?! "
friend #2

- laughs -
" yess, ajaja that was sooo funny "
friend #1

" whata snooki move ! "
friend #2

" EXACLY ,! "
- laughs -
friend #1

by jerseyshore <3 October 6, 2010

snookie

The troll from movie Earnest scared stupid.

Snookie scares the shit out of me.

by weslyhause January 24, 2011

Snookie

What my father used to call the cheerleaders on TV during professional football games.

Father: Hey son, check out them snookies.

by brdshootr March 9, 2009

snookie

snookie--to be comfortable, when relating to pajamas or pillows or things of that sort

ex/ you look very snookie in those pajamas
ex/ i'm gonna go get snookie in the covers

by seanny g May 10, 2005

Snookin

Going out looking for someone to bang or to go snookin for love.

Madison is gonna be snookin for love tonight.

I'm snookin for a real man!

by Penelope 696969 January 31, 2014

Snooki surprise

When a girl swallows the dick and balls then still has enough room to tongue punch the fart box.

When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.

An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.

When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.

Bro that girl was a super freak she gave me the snooki surprise.

She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.

He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.

My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.

by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017

snoogit

buttstabber goatse
Obnoxius butt-hole who gets his kicks from mocking the Catholic church, sex-offenders and goatse.

That snoogit would buttstab the goatse man if he could

by Barry Manilow March 27, 2003