Shocking Off

When the male grabs jumper cables and attaches them to his nipples, balls, and toes. He then grabs the other end to the jumper cables and attaches them to a running car battery. The pleasure from it is electrifying.

"I tried shocking off last night, it was great!"

by Bill_Bob_123 June 22, 2008

stocking fat

The fat that spills over the edge of thigh high stockings that chubby chicks wear when they try to look sexy for their fat accepting boyfriends. Similar to pump fat

Stocking fat looks gross, no matter how hot the girl is in the face.

by xzybit April 25, 2007

stocking

Verb; the heinous act of forcefully positioning geriatric females in a prone arrangement over the armrest of your couch for the sadistic but sexually driven act of elder sodomy.

Matt: So dude, I heard that your Nanna Hobbs is coming over sunday...
Dustin: Yeah bro, its my birthday!
Matt: I'ma be stocking that musty claptrap fo sho!

by Cornielus Assfuck February 1, 2008

Snacking

Snacking (someone): Having sex with someone significantly lighter than you are.

Usually a difference of 20kg or more for a woman snacking a man,
30kg or more for people of the same sex,
and 40kg or more for a man snacking a woman.

That chick is totally snacking of John! I hope he'll make it alive!

by Monculpoilu August 27, 2013

sockington

An evil, mean spirited, and generally, huge asshole that lives in a basement.

That guy is almost as big of a bastard as sockington.

by Butticus Primateous June 16, 2003

Wet Socking

When you're fucking a girl (with a condom) and finish, pull off the (condom), and slap her across the face with the (cum-filled condom).

"Yeah I wet socked her, I thought it would break the awkward silence of her staring at me as I pulled off my wet sock"
"I didn't think she'd be adverse to a little wet socking"

by Drsnowflash February 12, 2015

rocking my stockings

as opposed to ROCKS MY SOCKS...its gone so mainstream i found an alternative. thank me later.

"OH SANTA OH SANTA, KEEP ROCKING THOSE STOCKINGS DADDY ROCK IT"

or in better terms..

"that is rocking my stockings"

or

.....

by helene* May 28, 2005