hijab and shoulders

Hijab and shoulders is a joke mainly used by muslim women who wear hijabs, in which they change 'head' in head and shoulders shampoo to 'hijab' and shoulders.

Person: How do you shower with your hijab?
Hijabi: I use hijab and shoulders.

by soapholder June 4, 2023

Shoulder Surfer

Someone who constantly looks and points to things on the internet while looking over your shoulder.

Eric: Go to that link!
John: No! I dont wanna look at "2 girls, 1 cup"! Stop bein such a shoulder surfer.

by Thomas Antonacci March 28, 2008

shoulder pads

feminist beauty as opposed to feminine beauty

Independent and progressive women wore shoulder pads in the 80s.

by allkindsofnoise April 4, 2009

Cobie Smulders

Most beautiful woman on the face of earth. Best known for playing Robin Scherbatsky on How I met your mother.

Ted: "I want Robin. I love her."

Marshall, Lily and Barney: "Come on, not this again!"

Ted: "But it's Robin, the woman of my dreams."

GuyV: "Hey who's that hot chick who always appears on HIMYM?"

GuyV2: "She is Cobie Smulders. The definition of beauty."

by theVguy August 9, 2016

vagina shoulders

An anatomical condition caused by the presence of a belly that is wider than one's Shoulders. This condition causes a golfer the inability to drive a ball further than 260 yards. It does however allow for a more consistent putting and chipping stroke along with the ability to eat tacos faster.

You can't be a golf pro if you have vagina Shoulders and you certainly can't drove ove 260 yards!

by Mr Excitement 13 January 25, 2017

No Stank Shoulder Shank

When a girls pussy smells so bad, you have to fuck her in the armpit

(Guy 1) - "Did you make it with that stupid slut last night?"
(Guy 2)- " Yeah... wish I didn't. I had to No Stank Shoulder Shank her, because her cunt smelled like old Asparigus covered in shit."
(Guy 1)- "I like asparigus"

cunt, armpit, pussy, skank

by cakeordeath21 October 3, 2011

Guess What's On My Shoulder?

A game you play with a female of interest to break the ice. It involves walking up behind the girl while she is seated, pulling your peens out and setting it on her shoulder. When she turns around in disgust, you should look at her with total confidence and say "That's right."

Matthew: Dude, I went for it. I went over to Ashley's cubicle and played Guess What's On My Shoulder?

Adam: Super Sweet. Did it work?

Matthew: No, she hit me.

by Woo Yeah Nester November 3, 2010