the act of scootering without fear of obstacle, using a self propelled two wheeled scooter. Generally scooter mobs will engage in ritual challanges to gain respect from their peers and possible acceptance into a developing mob. Once accepted, a mob member can begin then their adventuring, and with at least three mob members present, they can begin scooter mobbing.
WARNING: Know your domain! If you and your buddies think it might be fun to go for a "free scoot" beware of nearby mobs. Scooter Mobs are know to be highly territorial and fearless. They will attack if they feel threatened or if they feel you are damaging the scooter name and way of life.
Also if there aint three members present you aint 'scooter mobbng' foo.
WARNING: Know your domain! If you and your buddies think it might be fun to go for a "free scoot" beware of nearby mobs. Scooter Mobs are know to be highly territorial and fearless. They will attack if they feel threatened or if they feel you are damaging the scooter name and way of life.
Also if there aint three members present you aint 'scooter mobbng' foo.
Coud Dolazo: "hey man wanna go mobbin', then vandalize some public property"
Sketer Plabe: "the f**k man, we are scooter mobsters not hooligans! I will go scooter mobbing with you only if you find a third member, and respect mother nature"
Coud Dolazo: "sure thing, my bad, brother"
Sketer Plabe: "the f**k man, we are scooter mobsters not hooligans! I will go scooter mobbing with you only if you find a third member, and respect mother nature"
Coud Dolazo: "sure thing, my bad, brother"
by teh scootster January 22, 2010
Get the scooter mobbing mug.adj. The pinnacle of the hierarchy of the fat scale. A phrase to describe a person so fat that they are unable to walk and must use a scooter at the store.
Dude: Man, how big is she like chubby?
Dude #2: No Dude, like rotund huge!
Dude #1: O no, she's scooter fat
Dude #2: Yea scooter fat
Dude #2: No Dude, like rotund huge!
Dude #1: O no, she's scooter fat
Dude #2: Yea scooter fat
by Acid Tongue Ireland June 19, 2010
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Extremely obese people who glide about in big-box stores on the electric scooters provided, especially whose bulk virtually obscures the scooter itself so that they appear to sail along on their own like a low-flying blimp.
by Trog2FdUp2C1 August 21, 2010
Get the scooterblob mug.The act of licking ones nutsack while inserting carrots into the partners anus while getting anally pounded by a Rodesian Ridgeback.
"I was really excited to go to my friends house, but then at last minute he informed me he wanted a Scooter Surprise.
by vito141 August 4, 2011
Get the Scooter Surprise mug.The three primary classifications of pussy hair and vaginal tidiness.
Smooth is a bush that has been shaved completely leaving only baby smooth skin. A real plus for oral enthusiasts.
Trim is a partially shaved pussy and any remaining hair is tightly trimmed and very neat. May often appear as a V shape on the mons or in a landing strip pattern. Generally, the lips are hair free.
Full on is one hairy puss. No shaving or trimming is ever performed. There is typically thick hair from the taint to the pubis. Usually results in bozo hair and sasquatch crotch.
Classification status is usually determined once the panties are removed so may come as a surprise to a person based upon preconceived notions about what a pussy might look like.
For the more daring and adventurous, one could ask a female boldly if she is smooth, trim or full on. The response my be verbal or physical and may or may not answer the question.
Smooth is a bush that has been shaved completely leaving only baby smooth skin. A real plus for oral enthusiasts.
Trim is a partially shaved pussy and any remaining hair is tightly trimmed and very neat. May often appear as a V shape on the mons or in a landing strip pattern. Generally, the lips are hair free.
Full on is one hairy puss. No shaving or trimming is ever performed. There is typically thick hair from the taint to the pubis. Usually results in bozo hair and sasquatch crotch.
Classification status is usually determined once the panties are removed so may come as a surprise to a person based upon preconceived notions about what a pussy might look like.
For the more daring and adventurous, one could ask a female boldly if she is smooth, trim or full on. The response my be verbal or physical and may or may not answer the question.
I finally got into Rachel’s panties last night? Yea braaaaahhh was she smooth, trim or full on? She was full on broooohhh. It was like a wooly mammoth down here. I’m still spitting hair.
Excuse me miss. Yes? I can’t help but wonder. Are you smooth, trim or full on? Smooth as a baby’s bottom my good man. Smooth as a baby’s bottom.
Excuse me miss. Yes? I can’t help but wonder. Are you smooth, trim or full on? Smooth as a baby’s bottom my good man. Smooth as a baby’s bottom.
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Get the Slooter mug.when your bias is being so adorable that instead of feeling shooketh or quaking you feel smoofed with love and softness
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