Colloquial geordie chava term for a police van, used in the rougher north east housing estates named mainly due the activity one does upon sighting the vehicle.
Chava 1: We were having a pure cush night till the scatter wagon turned up and everone bailed to fuck
Chava 2: I ah nah I had to proper nash through the cut and hide in me nanas shed
Chava 2: I ah nah I had to proper nash through the cut and hide in me nanas shed
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Max broke up with me because he saw me scatterstoneing with Brandon
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