Slump

Knocking someone out or injuring them so badly they can barely function

Dakota slumped me in science after I said 50v50 wins count as regular wins

by Statefarmguy124 June 11, 2018

fat slump

When you eat your way through a slump and gain weight

Hey man, is your girl gaining weight? Yah things are slow and she fell into a fat slump. She'll be back to normal once she sells a few houses

by Heynowman August 30, 2023

Slumped

When a protagonist/main character is fighting and the power difference between them and the antagonist/villain is so large that a non-weeb can recognise it. However you can only say this word when you believe the protagonist will lose and before the verdict of the fight is declared.

For example:
X: “Yo, Ichigo is fighting Yhwach (Juha Bach)!”
Z: “Man, he’s gonna get slumped it’s so obvious.”
X: “We don’t know that yet.”
Z: “Look at that power difference. I don’t even watch anime and I can tell.”

by FtheHokage February 22, 2021

slump dick

Someone who has a saggy small dick

You have a slump dick

by Rk April 22, 2016

Slumped

When a nigga smoked too much and the nigga passes the fuck out from being to tired and high

“Hey is ally asleep”

Yeah she’s slumped asf she passed out in the tub eating Ben and Jerry’s ice cream

by Allysalinas506 December 2, 2021

Slumped

acronym* To be the best version of yourself, under the nost extreme circumstances.

Im so slumped, im coming up from the bottom.

by trevbbg March 8, 2024

the slump

A period, ranging from one day, to an indefinite amount of time, where one cannot masturbate or engage in sexual activity, due to pure lack of interest.

"Guy 1: "Invite Dan to the party tonight. Theres gonna be mad girls there."
Guy 2: "He won't come man, he's in the slump right now."

by Deathmetaller January 13, 2009