Satan's Ass Crack

Texas

I live in Satan's ass crack so summer's are literally hell

by Taylor bruh names Taylor June 26, 2016

Satanic Ritual Abuse (SRA)

Satanic ritual abuse is a severe form of abuse by Satanists. The abuse can be of different terrible types.

There is a 1992 FBI Cult Watch report on Satanic Ritual Abuse (SRA).

by ScienceBurt February 2, 2020

Annos Satanas

System of time based around the number 9. Primarily used by the Church of Satan. Commonly abbreviated A.S.

Barack Obama was elected president in XLIII Annos Satanas.

by E5150 August 28, 2009

Spiritual satanism

Is a type of satanism that believes that there is a real being they call satan who really created the universe and the christian God is an inposter. That satan is all good and that all sensual pleasures are good.

John is into spiritual satanism.

by Deep blue 2012 January 14, 2010

Smoke Meth Hail Satan

An over exaggeration of ones life during ridicule. Not necessarily meaning one will, "Smoke Meth & Hail Satan". The saying was made popular by clothing brand Anchorsand producing t-shirt and goodies displaying that sentence.

The idiom was created by close friend of the brand and releases in 2012 short after his decease.

Roger: "Kicked out of college, a DUI and fired from your job? What are you going to do now?!"

George: "Smoke Meth Hail Satan."

by God Less America September 15, 2014

Satan

Pronunciation: Mi-cro-soft

Meaning: An evil entity that rules the underworld. One that administrates punishment to ones foolish enough to give in to sin.

Hell now runs on Windows! - Satan

Ether 15:19 - "Microsoft had full power over the PCs of the people; for they were given up unto the hardness of their computers, and the blindness of their minds that they might be destroyed

by Linus B. Torvalds July 1, 2006

Satandamn

What Christians say instead of Goddamn.

Ahhh, that satandamned hooker stole all my satandamned money. SATANDAMN!

by Kenjitheninja January 28, 2007