slapper

1. A loose woman who is in need of being screwed back together. The usage implies that there is not the slightest doubt about the identity of this female.

2. A greeting for someone you really get on well with or, alternatively, whom you actively detest.

1. "Bob gave that slapper one" (The word THAT signifies the interlocutor's certain recognition)

2. "Hello you old slapper!" (The last word is emphasised)

by before we get to the tits! January 10, 2009

hand slapper

A guy who gives and receives high-fives excessively. A guy who slaps a lot of hands.

"You wear jeans?" asked the hand slapper, "Dude, so do I." slap hands

by Matthew S. March 2, 2006

ball slapper

A turd so long that when it breaks off, it falls foward and slaps you in the balls.

This burrito is going to turn into a ball slapper.

by wg February 5, 2003

Snack Slapper

A female willing to give oral sex for food.

Dude your mum is a snack slapper.

by Coe December 2, 2003

Johnson Slapper

A tattoo located just above a woman's ass-crack.

Check out the johnson slapper on our waitress... I'd like to take her home, bend her over, and beat that thing like a drum with my dick!

by Logan Earth Ski November 5, 2005

Cointreau Slapper

An alcoholic drink. Fill a standard shot glass 3/4 full with Cointreau. Light on fire. Slap your hand down on the still-flaming shot glass (don't wait too long or the shot glass will overheat). Make sure to keep your hand flat, and center the shot glass in the middle of your palm. The glass will suction onto your palm. Raise the glass, show your friends, then slowly remove it from your hand and drink the shot. Even better if you can inhale the air as well.

We were drunk at Rich's party last night; we drank five Cointreau Slappers each.

by fijimike May 18, 2009

slit slapper

A person that gains pleasure in slapping womens slits.

Person 1 -"Oh shit, i just slapped your slit to fuckery."
Person 2 - "Slap it again, you gunt funting slit slapper"

by Goonman May 11, 2006