by Lee Waters June 19, 2003
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2. A faggot
3. Someone who thinks they are good in so many things but suck in all categories where they think they are good
2. A faggot
3. Someone who thinks they are good in so many things but suck in all categories where they think they are good
by Aspen September 18, 2004
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A devious Black Friday scam perpetrated by department and electronics stores whereby offering especially low prices on a limited number of goods causes an asscrack of dawn stampede of desperate shoppers.
Most of these suckers are either injured, killed, or simply not fast enough to get in on the good deals, but nevertheless fall into the store trap of maxing out multiple credit cards because they are already there.
Most of these suckers are either injured, killed, or simply not fast enough to get in on the good deals, but nevertheless fall into the store trap of maxing out multiple credit cards because they are already there.
My uncle Ray was almost killed in a scampede at BestMacy's CostPlus TargetMart, but he managed to survive with nothing more than a fractured vertebrae while still securing his $.99 Acme toaster.
by dookeyboy March 19, 2011
Get the scampede mug.by imlikeabear December 29, 2007
Get the free samples mug.What was said to Thurgood by Sampson in the critically acclaimed and cult status movie, "Half-Baked".
Basically the scene entails Sampson calling Thurgood to set up a meeting with "Mr. Nice Guy", who is the accronym that Thurgood and his friends have decided to use while selling marijuana to bail their friend Kenny out of jail, certainly a movie worth checking out if you havent yet. Hilarious.
Basically the scene entails Sampson calling Thurgood to set up a meeting with "Mr. Nice Guy", who is the accronym that Thurgood and his friends have decided to use while selling marijuana to bail their friend Kenny out of jail, certainly a movie worth checking out if you havent yet. Hilarious.
Thurgood: Whose this?
Sampson: It's Sampson, Smartypants!, put Mr. Nice Guy on the phone!
Thurgood: (pretending to be operator) "Emergency breakthrough", Sampson its Shiela, Mama fell!
Sampson: Shutup bitch!!
You a real nigga now boy, ol green eyes gonna miss ya!
Kenny: Hey girl, you hungry?
Fat, Nasty Black Girl on the street: Fuck you Nigga !!!
Kenny: I'm sorry I was talking to the horse.
Sampson: It's Sampson, Smartypants!, put Mr. Nice Guy on the phone!
Thurgood: (pretending to be operator) "Emergency breakthrough", Sampson its Shiela, Mama fell!
Sampson: Shutup bitch!!
You a real nigga now boy, ol green eyes gonna miss ya!
Kenny: Hey girl, you hungry?
Fat, Nasty Black Girl on the street: Fuck you Nigga !!!
Kenny: I'm sorry I was talking to the horse.
by Apes wearing underwear July 26, 2006
Get the It's Sampson, Smartypants! mug.Someone, potentially an asshole, who you continuously have hot sex with, but have no attachments. This person is merely used for sex. You may have one or two cute couple pictures with this person on Facebook.
Eric is my slampiece. I call him over at night when I'm bored and I wanna fuck. He can only stay over if I wanna fuck in the morning, too.
by useslampiece December 2, 2009
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A dirty nasty girl who has no dignity or self respect because her father never loved her and she looks for acceptance in every guys pants.
A dirty nasty girl who has no dignity or self respect because her father never loved her and she looks for acceptance in every guys pants.
Amanda fucks guy after guy a new one every week she is a fucking slampig.
Did you hear about amanda?
I heard she slept with 4 guys this week.
Yeah she's a such a slampig.
Did you hear about amanda?
I heard she slept with 4 guys this week.
Yeah she's a such a slampig.
by That_nj_guy November 17, 2015
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