workaholic slackers

An individual who is a workaholic when they decide to do work but a slacker the rest of the time. Such individuals cannot just work a moderate pace because their workaholic instincts would kick in and result in them becoming actual workaholics. Workaholic slackers usually turn to xbox and beer to prevent themselves from working

Kantaloupe and Slammy are such workaholic slackers in law school. They downed a case of beer just to keep themselves from doing more law review assignments

by overworkedlawstudent January 13, 2014

Slacker

1) Clem
2) One who gets credit for some sort of sport, club, or team while doing as little physical and/or mental labor as possible
3) One who slacks

Slacker!
ur a Slacker
Clem's a Slacker

by AZN-iNVaSioN December 15, 2004

Smart-ass-slacker

Someone who seriosuly fucked up thier definition of urban dictionary.

smart-ass-slacer is a total ass.

by smart-ass-slacker March 28, 2003

slackretary

A secretary that specializes in slacking off or doing assigned duties in a leisurely way.

Mary: "Why aren't these papers on the charts yet?"
Sherry: "Gee, I don't know. Why don't you ask my slackretary over there!"

by Slackermeg September 2, 2009

Slackeristic

Slackeristic: The act and means that lead one in being a slacker .

Jon has slackeristic motives by asking me to call out of work so that we can go deep sea fishing .

by Mikey Ryan November 19, 2010

Slackertarian

\ˈsla-kərˈter-ē-ən, -ˈte-rē-\

Definition of Slackertarian:
1: a person in the liberty movement who does not put action into his/her philosophy. shirks work or obligation.

2: a person who lacks the drive and initiative to spread the word of liberty because they are too insecure or egonistic to recruit or engage with other people.

My chapter president is such a slackertarian, I do not have the information or materials I need to spread the message of liberty.

by Liberty Nerd September 10, 2012

Slackcessionist

Someone who signs a petition on the internet to secede from their country, but is too lazy and disinterested to do anything further.

"Dude, check out this White House petition--Texas is chock full of slackcessionists!"

by Axolotl November 27, 2012