The skits

An extremely violent bout of diarrhoea, a near death experience while shat on the bowl.

I've an awful dose of the skits!! Fuck lad I'm about to turn inside out!!

by Gully December 8, 2016

Triple Skitch

While you hang onto the side of a moving vehicle with a bike or skateboard and let it pull you, another person hangs onto you, and another hangs onto them. Kinda like an orgy on wheels.

"yoooo them dudes triple skitched all the way from Bleecker to Canal Street."

by 909 Mafia November 12, 2017

Take a Shwitter

The act of purging and unfollowing undesirable friends on your Twitter account. See also: Facepoop

Dude, I need to Take a Shwitter, my feed is foul with morons.

by sir.kit March 10, 2016

skitch

A mix of a Skank and a Bitch. usually used as an insult towards women who are easy but act bitchy after they give it up.

"you remember the girl from the club? yea man she turned out to be a skitch!"

by damien January 27, 2005

A la Pitalé Skitalé Hindalé Sindalé

Used when you don't know how to speak Spanish and need a substitute. Can also be used as an exclamation when scared or when performing a magic trick. The words can be mixed around as the user sees fit.

My gardener was mowing my lawn. I threw a shoe at him and then he was all, "A la pitalé skitalé hindalé sindalé!" and I was like, "Whatever, dude, get back to work."

by Chavz July 21, 2007

skitchbitch

Using skitch (or any comparable screen shot software) to screenshot conversations with the sole intent of sharing with others. Usually in a bitchy way.

That Brandel is such a skitchbitch, sending our private dirty chats to Bernie.

by Brandel November 3, 2011

skitchy

a mix between sketchy and ratchet.

my earphones are being so skitchy, they keep pausing my music for no reason.

by eldubs29 February 15, 2018