noob screwed

getting screwed over so bad you instantly become a noob.
tends to happen right after epic fail or being owned so hard you can feel it in your ass.

j: arnout got noob screwed again yesterday...

o: oh lol, what a faggot :D

by oplurus91136521 May 29, 2010

im screwed

when you know u wont be able to resist someone or something

Person 1: "OMG, Im screwed, they are so cute i cant wait to see them again"

by bob!bj January 28, 2022

Google-Screwed

When a Google search returns false or inaccurate information. Your use of this information is embarrassing or humiliating.

Fred thought he had found some really good dirt on Joe. It turned out that Fred Google-Screwed himself.

by Ace of Kent March 30, 2022

fruit snack screwed

when u get a pack of fruit snacks and the majority of them are yellows

My friend tim got fruit snack screwed

by arae91 December 30, 2010

glued and screwed

In a bad situation

"If you date her you will get glued and screwed."

by maffison Herman March 9, 2021

You're Screwed Theme

Any familiar music that plays associated with inevitable death.

Person 1: (Forgets to wind up the music box, so pop goes the weasel plays)
Person 2: the official you're screwed theme.

by Godzilla2019 December 3, 2021

chopped and screwed

Over with
Not happening

He asked me to front him $600 that shit is chopped and screwed he doesn’t pay anyone back.

by big gheski October 19, 2022