simon joke

a joke that was once a party starter but then simon came along and ruined it!!!

Simon: hey guys, i have a 2 inch penis.

Everybody: shut the fuck up simon
*everybody procedes to beat the crap out of simon*

Simon: no please.. THE PAIN!!!

by X1z.Lachy March 29, 2005

Diggy Simmons

a 16-year old rapper whose father was a part of run dmc. became well known from his family reality tv show run's house. but he is now making a name for himself and he has reached a million folllowers on twitter, been on three tours in less than a year, sold out show, and his highly anticipated album "unexpected arrival" comes out on march 20th, a day before his birthday. with his fans the "jetsetters" behind him, diggy is going nowhere but up like jetsetters do!

Fan "Did you hear that song "do it like you" on the radio?"

Fan B - "Yeah. I did"

Fan "Isn't it amazing it is by Diggy Simmons?"

by fangirl June 10, 2012

Simon

Huge freaking cock. Amazing personality and an amazing best friend over all. You would love to be his friend even if he is short. If you end up as his girl, keep him, you wont get anyone else like him.

Simon is the most amazing guy on earth.

by Shae_loves_life003 November 9, 2017

Simon

The finest, funniest, sweetest, smartest, and most flirtatious guy a girl could ever wish to meet. He can woo any girl with just his sexy, stunning, blue eyes and golden, shimmery, blonde hair. You'll want to break up with your boyfriend just to get with him because he's that good. Although he can get to be annoying sometimes, he does it on purpose because that's his way of flirting with chicks. He can also be pretty badass to impress us girls. Simon is always there for his bros, whatever, whenever. He's pretty kick-ass at soccer, too. Every girl needs a Simon in their life, whether the relationship is platonic, romantic, and/or sexual. You can't live without him.

Girl 1: Woah, look at that guy's eyes, they are so perfect!
Girl 2: That's my boyfriend, Simon.

Girl 3: Look at that guy play soccer. He sure knows how to kick.
Girl 4: Yeah, he's incredibly hot. His name is Simon.

by downtothetenniscourt May 27, 2014

Diggy Simmons

A 16 year old rapper who has...interesting swag and an amazing smile.

Friend #1: Oh, that's Diggy Simmons?

Friend #2: Yep.
Friend #1: He is soooo cute.

by Sky Phillyyy...:) August 13, 2011

Natalie Simon

One of the most amazing girls you'll ever meet, often described as fantastic, beautiful and decidedly brilliant (: One of those girls you'll move the earth for, or simply not move away from because you love.

"Hey babe, why do you have to be such a Natalie Simon?"

by Shatty2theMax August 31, 2011

hunter simmons

The biggest goddamn pussy known to mankind.

Girl: you’re acting like hunter simmons
Hunter: *cries like a bitch*

by Hunter’s Mom October 17, 2019