Big Simon

A Big Simon is a Simon that has a humongous dick.

Big Simon has a humongous dick.

by Big duck simon January 27, 2020

The Simon Experience

The Simon Experience or Effect consists of a power that an individual possesses, creating a bubble that surrounds the individual who occupies it. Once within the power bubble, physically or virtually, others are subjected to a charming experience.

"As soon as I went near him, I was charmed" "Ah, you've been subjected to The Simon Experience"

by Bornold April 16, 2020

Ava simmons

She’s the best person you will ever meet i love her so much she has a great personality, the best smile, she has amazing eyes, everything about her is just perfect and she will always be mine no matter what I will marry her someday(unless the cat takes her) but she’s the best person I have ever met

Here comes Ava simmons she looks perfect.

by Damienxavairl February 1, 2022

Pulling a Simeon

Dry snitching on someone else to get what you want and get others on your side.
Reference to GTA V's Simeon Yetarian, who constantly lies and manipulates others to get what he wants.

Hey did you hear what happened to Kayden? Aaron was pulling a Simeon on him

by St4lk_e3r February 15, 2022

Minute of Simeon

The one minute extra that you are always entitled to stay under the shower, no matter what. Named after its inventor, Simeon.

Wife: almost ready showering? I'm late for work.
Me: I'm finished in 10 sec, you can undress
10 seconds later...
Wife: okay, let me in, my turn
Me: no, I am not finished yet
Wife: but you said you were done
Me: Yes I am done... so now I am havig my minute of Simeon
Response suggestion
Wife: Ahh okay, almost forgot, one is always entitled to that minute, I will wait patiently.

by Not Simeon March 3, 2023

to simmons

The verb form of simmonsing. Conjugating: I simmons, you simmons, he/she simmons, we simmons, you all simmons, they simmons.

To simmons means to park your car backwards for the purpose of an easy exit or getaway.

Hey Seth, will you simmons the car before we rob the bank?

Shakespeare once said, "To simmons or not to simmons, that is the question."

by Anthony6869 June 17, 2008

simon

a man with a big heart for everyone. he has big feelings and doesnt like to show them much. a true big friendly giant. may be quite silly by getting worked up over nothing

Nicole: Stop being such a Simon :P

by nelsoncub December 25, 2012