Simeon Brown

That legend from Pakuranga. He is a living meme, who also happens to run half of Auckland.

Dequavis- "Did you see that Simeon Brown meme the other day"
Shantel- "Nah lmao was it good?"
Dequavis- "Yea haha im glad hes the one running auckland, shoutout to the homie Simeon"

by spicymemesforsimeonteens November 20, 2017

Simeon

A type of guy who would dance at a wedding with anmol.

His motto is: "if it isnt a tranny, i aint fuckin"

You ask him a question and he will chat shit about motivation.

"yo today i feel like shit, i feel like simeon"

"Yo i cant be arsed for a simeon right now"

by Guv dhillon November 26, 2018

Simeon

Simeon is a pretty great guy, everyone loves him. He’s really smart and plays basketball. He usually has a surname beginning with A and ending with I

You see that great guy over there, he’s Simeon

by pretty great guy January 8, 2020

Simmonds

A top shagger who walks around and owns the place, everybody literally worships him.
Absolutely beautiful fuckin top bloke with a iron pole instead of a phallus. Nobody every chats shit about a simmonds except those scrawny little beg cunts eh!

random bloke: “I was w simmonds yesterday”

sassy: “oh fr bro that’s mad i bet you got cooked eh cunt, it’s always a top time when your with a simmonds”
random bloke: “how’d you guess lad, nearly tripped balls last night it was so sick”
sassy: “only thing i’d expect from a simmonds”

by your bog-standard gerald November 15, 2020

simmon_

a very sweaty asian with a hunger for cats and dogs

simmon_ you are sexy

by NekoUwU January 24, 2021

Simmoned

To make an unnecessary pass when you are in a wide open position

Jack simmoned the ball to his teammate with his team down one with few seconds left.

by IceDragonPhoenix June 21, 2021

Simmons

A man who is Dutch Irish nerdy and wishes his Sargent was his dad and will usually will ask "You ever wonder why were here?"

Shut it Simmons! Simmons you are such a kiss ass.

by Nothing Airing November 10, 2021