Pear Shaped Diamond

A Pear Shaped Diamond is either a situation gone bad or a person who has clear emotion issues normally including a alcohol dependency.

OMG! I bumped into my ex last night. It all went a bit pear shaped diamond.

OR

I bumped in to Bradley and Ashley last night. They were getting kicked out of the bar again. They are such pear shaped diamonds.

by Bashley_Uk November 16, 2009

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storage shed

An object, typically a person of relationship significance, used as an emotional dumping ground and/or punching bag.

Paul, I'm not your storage shed, you can't unload your issues on me and not expect me to react.

by B Sugar June 6, 2011

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shed dragging bastard

those people that like to drag a caravan (shed) 4 times the size of their car, often with wing mirrors 4 times the size of their caravan (shed) making over-taking an impossible feat, and you guessed it, getting to your destination 4 times longer!!

shout "shed dragging bastard!!" wenever you see one
nb: can generally cause offence to the 'shed dragging bastards'

by Skinuss May 17, 2008

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Shedder

A person with an abundance of pubic hair who leaves a sprinkling of curlies on the toilet seat for the next user to enjoy the visuals of.

Matt: "Sean, bro sorry I took so long"
Sean: "Yah what happened man?"

Matt: "Had to clean the seat from a "shedder" that was in the stall before me"

by NewYorkBill July 17, 2016

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shedpost

A photo, video or body of text which is explicitly NSFW, consisting either nudity, gore, fedposting or any combination. Typically violating some form of TOS.

Hey Michael just posted a man getting impaled by a rod.
Oh he's shedposting again? I'll just ban him.

by Sanguine Pendulum August 18, 2020

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