bollocky wank shite 

general discust in the situation or frustration.

person one : no white paint in here!

person two: oh bollocky wank shite.

bollocky wank shite by megaturd March 11, 2010

saucey shite 

One who doesn't live up to expectations and/or is lazy.

Ah Tom you saucey shite! You forgot to take out the garbage!

saucey shite by Kevodger May 19, 2009

Preemptive Shite 

Going to the toilet before it is necessary, preventing a later urge. Useful before going to movies or long journeys without pauses.

I'm just going for a preemptive shite, before The Dark Knight begins. I don't want to miss ANY of the action!

Preemptive Shite by Duffdrinker December 9, 2008

Slim Shite' 

Fireball Slim The mostest unique, handsome, funny, German you can meet. Known for his infamous laugh, loves to go hunting, and known to get a lil western. Can put dwn a bottle of fireball like no other, and a awesome lover

"Slim Shite' came over last night, drank up all my fireball, and then we made love like it was off to the races!!"

Slim Shite' by Fireballslim14 January 28, 2017

Dry shite 

Wet blanket, no fun, boring

Ah, he was being a dry shite last night, he wanted to leave the club by 11 pm

Dry shite by Irish American lassie June 26, 2018

Fuck Shite Bastard 

A phrase used by Leitrim culchies when they make a mistake or hurt themselves.

Eamon: hai soft lad hand me that there board like a hood man.
Patrick: *drops board on foot* Fuck Shite Bastard that hurt like a cunt

Fuck Shite Bastard by Leitrimcunt September 26, 2020

Love at first shite 

Playing tinder on the toilet, the act of swiping before wiping.

When making a log deposit becomes a beautiful moment.

"Dude, check out this ten".
"I'm not touching your phone, I know where you've been"
"But dude, it was love at first shite"

Love at first shite by Lanky Charlie January 23, 2015