shitastic

somthing that is shity or really sucks. Like saying someone or something is shity in a better way.

That shirt is fuckin' shitastic.

by jheremy December 19, 2008

dumb fuck shit ass wank

the act of fucking a woman who is considered dumb i.e blonde then fucking her up the ass then wanking on her shit hole

This act is fucking sick and should not be tried at home as it will result in the police being called.
Please delete if you want, but it's gotta be said, right?
DON'T CENSOR ME!!

by Corpse July 25, 2004

shitastrophy

An explosive bowel movement, usually involving an infant or toddler wearing a diaper which was either put on incorrectly or simply could not contain the explosive force of the movement.

My family and I were traveling over the summer and the smell of the car soured quickly. After we stopped and viewed the damage - shitastrophy was the first thing that came to my mind.

by MT - Go Noles December 9, 2008

Shitasaurus Rex

A shitasaurus Rex is a huge,life crushing, life changeing,shitty thing to happen to you.

You: Man, i've already spent so much on this wedding and her ring. I sure hope she says yes.
Trey: Your not gonna want to hear this, but josh said he fucked her last night and has been for a wile.
You: Well this is a huge Shitasaurus Rex.

by TylerBirdMan March 15, 2010

shitastic

Something allegedly fantastic or good that you know to actually be unbelievably shitty.

Person A: Everyone likes dogs because they're so great. You like dogs, right?
Person B: Yeah, dogs are shitastic.

by John_the_WOTist March 13, 2003

Shit Ass

someone who always farts and it stinks so bad febreeze won't get rid of it.

ANTHONY YOU SHIT ASS QUIT FARTING!!!!

by Dro-o-holic March 23, 2009

Shitastic

The felling that over comes a person after taking a shit that makes you feel good.

Tim was feeling like shit all day untill taking a massive shit now he feels shitastic.

by I am Sean February 22, 2009