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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
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slippery shingle

When you have a star switch that won’t cooperate you give it a slippery shingle which is the star equivalent of a wedgie.
This star switch is such a jerk I’m totally giving it a slippery shingle.
by Pressurewasherman November 15, 2018
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Bolivian shingles

I've got some good Bolivian shingles here.
by Sororita February 18, 2022
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Loose Shingle

When a herpes scab comes off in your mouth while performing oral.
Dude! She told she wasn’t having an outbreak, but then a loose shingle popped off in my mouth!
by ShnastyMcBigtits April 9, 2022
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Mingle Shingles

When you catch whatever skin disease, rash or lesions from random people your too closely rubbing up on, laying with or dancing too close to for an extended amount of time.
Remeber those two randoms last weekend? Those two were laying in that bed at the festival for a long time, now they got mingle shingles now!
by Negrophiliaphobia July 23, 2022
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Bean Shingles

Roof shingles that are put there by Mexican roofers. Typically used to describe poor shingle placement and quality.
I knew I shouldn't have those Mexican roofers, damn Bean Shingles are coming off already!
by Slumper Spaniel September 15, 2023
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