shlumped

when you’re high and are just chillin and looking shlumped as fuck, or when you’re high is wearing off but you’re still high as fuck.

“Damn bruh you look shlumped lmao”
“i just shmoked like an hour ago💀”
“shiiiii lmaooo”

by Goats_r_gr8 May 7, 2018

Shoumik

Used to describe the guy who takes out garbage for living in a brown community.

Brown Mom: When is the Shoumik coming?
Daughter: in the evening.

by Truthguy August 30, 2016

Shlumpy

HOMO

The guy from what not to wear is a shlumpy.

by tom123456789wakawakawaka May 1, 2009

Shlumpkin

crumpkinblumpkin
To get your salad tossed while taking a piss

Oh man, Jerry's wife gives the best shlumpkins!

by Noons June 13, 2008

shlum

The act of doing a bad/sucky job.
In other words; failure, messing up, forgetful ect.

"Why you Shlum?"
"Remember, don't shlum tonight man."
"Don't be shlum."

by Nic M. January 10, 2008

shoumik

Shoumick is that person who strides with swag. With that bulge in the crutch, she strives to outdo her foes and enemies by appointing their weaknesses to the entire world, although she holds them too. She is rare, but can be seen everywhere, at the park, at work, and in your pants. Shoumick is up to date with all the feminine trend and news.

OMG! stop gossiping like that honey! that is so Shoumik of You!

Great! See you! This time, I invite him! I'm so cool. I actually seem to Be-Shoumick her all the time!

by AnONYJOhNBoy3659 May 28, 2014

shabumpkin

When playing the game Padiddle you can do the same with the tail lights of cars and instead of yelling Pdiddle! you yell Shabumpkin!

A car passes with one tail light Caitlyn yells "Shabumpkin!" and Nick and Michael take their pants off.

by Jewish Jethro May 9, 2007