Shamalan, or Sham for short. Shamalan is the perfect best friend, he is always there for advice and he's very trustworthy.
he's dead at football and has no pace but that doesn't stop him playing for frenford FC. a perfect boyfriend, that's only if he likes you :)
he's dead at football and has no pace but that doesn't stop him playing for frenford FC. a perfect boyfriend, that's only if he likes you :)
shamalan is a fucktard
by that nigel over there February 28, 2019
Get the shamalan mug.Contrary to urban mythology, the name Shaelan, not to be confused with Shae-Lynn is a woke, gender neutral name, becoming quite popular as a male name in the late 1990's - early 2000's
Shaelan's are generally short in stature, but what they lack in height, they make up for in driving buff cars.
Shaelans don't like to be called by their full name and prefer fancy nicknames such as Shae, Shavoodle, Shaboodle or Shadoodle.
ShaeLan's are generally quite funny, obnoxious, loud and enthusiastic and like to work in busy environments such as bars and clubs where they thrive the most in their natural habitat
Shaelan's are generally short in stature, but what they lack in height, they make up for in driving buff cars.
Shaelans don't like to be called by their full name and prefer fancy nicknames such as Shae, Shavoodle, Shaboodle or Shadoodle.
ShaeLan's are generally quite funny, obnoxious, loud and enthusiastic and like to work in busy environments such as bars and clubs where they thrive the most in their natural habitat
John: Omg, Shaelan is a guy, I thought that was a girls name.
Austin: Nah, Dude, since the 90s, it's become a woke blokes name!
Austin: Nah, Dude, since the 90s, it's become a woke blokes name!
by Monocled Emu August 13, 2023
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The feeling which comes as a result of mastebating in a way that, at the time seemed like an awesome idea.
After quietly rubbing one out in his mothers room as she slept, Dave was overcome with Crippling wank shame.
by C-Toppa April 20, 2014
Get the Wank Shame mug.The adolescent backlash sustained by an individual who manifests corona virus symptoms, secretly tests positive, but fails to self-isolate and continues to attend school, sporting events, parties and other social gatherings despite the serious collateral health risks posed to direct and secondary contacts.
WTF!? Mary, that idiot, actually KNEW she was positive and came to the party ANYWAY?! Hold on a minute while I say g'bye to my grandparents while they're still fuckin' breathin'...if anyone needs a lesson in COVID shame, it's that dumb bitch. Kripes, be part of the solution not part of the fuckin' problem.
by YAWA September 8, 2020
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Get the vibe shame mug.Bate shaming is when you ridicule someone for masterbating recently or multiple times within a short period of time.
Extra points if the person bate shaming also just masterbated within the last 24 hours.
Extra points if the person bate shaming also just masterbated within the last 24 hours.
Davi: when a the last time you masterburted.
Miri: Saturday, twice actually!
Davi: omg!
Miri: when’s the last time you masterbated?!
Davi: yesterday.
Miri: wtf!? don’t bate shame me!
Miri: Saturday, twice actually!
Davi: omg!
Miri: when’s the last time you masterbated?!
Davi: yesterday.
Miri: wtf!? don’t bate shame me!
by Nikki Fields June 26, 2023
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He woke up in the biggest pit of shame, he got wasted and tried to fight his girlfriend.
On Saturday morning i woke up in a pit of shame because I realized I puked all over the bathroom.
On Saturday morning i woke up in a pit of shame because I realized I puked all over the bathroom.
by Robby December 22, 2003
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