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shadow dating

When you’re with a girl for an extended period of time but none of your real friends have ever met or seen her.
Kaleb has been shadow dating a girl for two years. Who the fuck is she?
by SCHLONG DONG 85 November 5, 2021
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The Shadow

The Shadow is a collection of serialized dramas, originally in 1930s pulp novels, and then in a wide variety of media. Details of the title character have varied across various media, but he is generally depicted as a crime-fighting vigilante with psychic powers posing as a "wealthy, young man about town". One of the most famous adventure heroes of the twentieth century, The Shadow has been featured on the radio, in a long running pulp magazine series, in comic books, comic strips, television, serials, video games, and at least five motion pictures. The radio drama is well-remembered for those episodes voiced by Orson Welles.
Introduced as a mysterious radio narrator by David Chrisman, William Sweets, and Harry Engman Charlot for Street and Smith Publications, The Shadow was developed fully and transformed into a pop culture icon by pulp writer Walter B. Gibson. The character would go on to become a major influence on the subsequent evolution of comic book superheroes, in particular, Batman.
The Shadow debuted on July 31, 1930, as the mysterious narrator of the Street and Smith radio program Detective Story Hour. After gaining popularity among the show's listeners, the narrator became the star of The Shadow Magazine on April 1, 1931, a pulp series created and primarily written by the prolific Gibson.
Powers/Abilities: The Shadow possesses incredible physical abilities. He possesses astonishing reflexes and is an incredible marksman with a gun. He also has incredible muscular control and can slip his body through the bars of a prison cell like a contortionist or can actually distort and alter his very facial features at will by manipulating his facial muscles. He can also survive for hours without air and was also ambidexterous (capable of using both hands). He is regarded as highly experienced in various disciplines of hand to hand combat as well.
His greatest power is his ability to “cloud men’s minds”. He can hypnotize people instantly so that he can move as an invisible shadow. He can also hypnotize people so they forget things or to command them to perform certain acts (he once forced a criminal to write a detailed account of his past crimes). The Shadow wears a fire opal ring known as a girasol on his hand which he uses to focus his hypnotic abilities. He is an expert in many different languages and is also a master ventriloquist (he can project or “throw” his voice).
He is also a master of disguise and has been known to impersonate others, even fooling their friends and family members. The Shadow is apparently an expert aircraft pilot and skilled in infiltration and information gathering techniques due to his experience as an intelligence agent.
He wields a pair of .45 pistols and employs a fleet of automobiles and aircraft in his various operations.
by The Centurion May 2, 2013
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Crap Shadow

The shadow your butt casts as you slowly squat down to drop a deuce.

Getting out of something right before getting shit on. Literally or metaphorically.

The last taste of freedom before the ominous shadow is above you.
Tom: "Jeremy look out! There is a crap shadow overhead and you are about to get shat on"
Jeremy: "oh shit!!!"
Tom: "Glad I carry this toilet paper around."
by Zaneman May 26, 2013
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Flab Shadow

When overweight people have excess skin AKA "flab" it casts a shadow when it is sunny out. This "flab shadow" usually prevents sunburn to the area inside the flab shadow.
Woah! Ronny is burned all over except where his flab shadow was!
by I am in the KGB August 8, 2014
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Fanny shadowing

When women can’t let men organise a group dinner or weekend on their own terms and collaborate separately to make shadow plans and agree logistics. The women consequently voluntarily take on the burden of making arrangements and perpetuate outdated gender roles.
“Hey Hun, the boys said they would organise our get together but noone’s done anything and it’s , shall we say Saturday 6pm at yours?”
“No Hun, let them sort it out, no good ever comes from fanny shadowing.”
by Frida99 November 8, 2018
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Exam Week Shadow

Often unsightly male facial hair growth resulting from multiple days of neglecting to shave due to constant studying for final exams.
-Are you trying to grow a beard?
-No, I just haven't had time to shave, it's my exam week shadow.
by hiphopsocialist April 26, 2010
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shadow fucker

shadow fucker = fucking the the shadows

that is, to part-take in sexual activity (of any kind) undercover from your close friends and deliberately withhold information relating to sexual encounters from close friends, even when questioned directly. insisting on your innocence when clearly you have been fucking in the shadows makes you a master shadow fucker.

to further expand:

This young bull and an older bull were grazing in a paddock. Beside them in the next pen there were hundreds of beautiful, blue eyed cows. The young bull turned to the old bull and said “Boy! Look over there!” He pointed with his hoof. “ Look at all of those beautiful, blue eyed cows grazing in that field over there! Look at them all!!!” he yelled with excitement. “C’mon! Let’s run over there, jump the gate, and have one of those cows!” There was a little pause, then the old bull lifts his head, smiles and turns to the young bull and advises, "Let us walk down quietly, young man, and not just service a few but the whole fuckin' herd!"

- The old bull is clearly a master shadow fucker

Q: why has the shadow fucker evolved?

A: many reasons; primarily due to the inability of women to keep their mouth shut.
1. my mate mike is a shadow fucker; he's always claiming innocence. that's what makes him the master shadow fucker.

2.

Friend 1: Anyone seen Mcdreamy?

Friend 2: No.

Friend 1: Mcdreamy's always in the shadows!
by brownspaniel May 19, 2010
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