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sexual tension jellyfish

In a situation of intense sexual tension use the sexual tension jelly fish. It is a hand motion derived from the akward turtle and TMI turkey. To do the motion, pretend like you are scratching your cat. Wave your fingers forward and back, bending at the knuckles.
I was with my ex and his new girlfriend, so i did the sexual tension jellyfish.
by karaaaaaaaaaa April 3, 2008
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sexual remorse

The feeling of guilt subsequent to hooking up with someone. This could be anything from just a kiss to intercourse. However, the most extreme cases of sexual remorse often are due to intercourse.
I totally shouldn't have slept with him last night! I have a bad case of sexual remorse!
by bill the buffalo February 28, 2009
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Sexual Improv

While having sex or simulated sex, as via a webcam, attempting to perform a fantasy or scenario.
"Last night was a sexual improv while I attempted to play a dominatrix for my boyfriend."

"The hottie I picked up at the pub last night was a blast! When we got home it was a total sexual improv while I learned what turns her on."
by Joy Lovewell January 10, 2010
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sexually dormant

Much like volcanic dormancy, sexual dormancy implies sexual activity in the past and sexual activity in the future at an unspecified time but a current state of inactivity.
Sarah was a slut in college, but she has become sexually dormant since graduation.
by sylvanparked October 24, 2012
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A-sexual

Lacking sexual attraction to people; not feeling sexual attraction towards others.

(A-sexuals can get horny, and can have sex, they just don't look at someone they like and think sexually of them.)
Girl: So have you and your girlfriend had sex yet?

Boy: No, we don't really need to, we're both a-sexual.
by AndrogynousPlant June 17, 2016
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sexual harassment

In its broadest sense, sexual harrassment is the creation of a hostile environment via sexual comments and/or innuendo, sexually explicit language, sexual or crude humor, unwanted sexual advances, or the use of a position of power to obtain sexual favors.
In its narrowest sense, sexual harrasment is the use of a position of power to obtain sexual favors; for example, "Sleep with me or you're fired."
by Silky Smooth November 20, 2003
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sexual football field

this is like the bases but more in dept
10 yards is a kiss
20 yards is making out
30 yards is feeling up
40 yards is dry fucking
50 yards is fingering
60 yards is a handjob
70 yards is eating out
80 yards is head
90 yards is titty fucking
100 yards is full blown fucking or sealing the deal
a field goal is a quiky
2 point conversion is anal
an interseption is getting cock blocked
a fumble is u fucking up
a incomplete pass is u tried but got shut down
a rush is going in order
passing is skipping around the yards
dude i was with stacey and ull never beleive how far i went on the sexual football field last night and damn we went 80 yards then then 100 then i slipped it in her ass for a 2 point conversion
by lajsdhfll September 26, 2005
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