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Senior Amateur Club

A club dedicating the art of senior college students reverting back to behaviors that one might have engaged in at age 18-19 or during the freshman year of college. These behaviors earn immediate membership into this celebrated grouping of individuals, and common characteristics of members include, but are not limited to, the following:

1. Throwing up in innapropriate places
2. Awkward sexual activity and/or sexual activity with awkward people
3. Blacking out on a continual basis (i.e. 4+ times per week)
4. Passing out anywhere other than your own bed
5. Drunk dialing/texting
"The last thing I remember was throwing up in my career fair goody bag, then I blacked out and when I woke up this morning the bag was nowhere to be found and I still can't find it. We think I either threw it over the balcony or hid it somewhere in the apartment, and we're hoping it's not the later. That's definitely grounds for Senior Amateur Club membership"

"Girl, you totally joined the Senior Amateur Club last night. You talked a bunch of us into leaving the pregame to go to the social, even though nobody had left or was planning on leaving for a long time. We got as far as Squires parking lot and you told their DD to let us out because you were going to get sick. You then found a bush, sat in it, and refused to move until I finally talked you into moving to a bench. You could barely walk, so our DD came to pick you up, carried you into your apartment, and apparently after they left thats when you decided to go next door and throw up all over his bedroom and living room. When you got back to your apartment, you peed all over your bed and the important thing to note here is that you were still conscious."

"He woke up this morning and had 48 missed calls. Homeboy prob thinks I'm president of the Senior Amateur Club"

"I passed out on my balcony last night and the next day I got my Senior Amateur Club letter of acceptance."

"Guys, I threw up for the first time in college last night. Megan tucked me in and put a trashcan next to my bed thinking if I needed to vom I'd make the trashcan about a foot from my head. Next thing you know there is throwup all over my sheets and comforter. Senior Amateur Club anyone?"

"Dude, you totally joined the Senior Amateur Club last night. You do realize that you stole chips from 7-11, right?"

"None of the guys knew where he was, so I figured I would just call the police station to see if he might be there. I asked the woman if they had picked him up at all and she's like 'Oh yeah, we've got him!' That's when I knew he became a member of the Senior Amateur Club."

"I just woke up in a study lounge at our University Center. Backpack, books, clean clothes...don't know how or why I'm here. I got so shitfaced last night and I guess my inner Senior Amateur Club child said I should sleep in a 24 hour study lounge so I'd be ready for my 9 am."
by Patty Kirkpatrick December 29, 2007
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Senior Week

A week-long experience for PA, MD, NJ and parts of NY graduating seniors of high school (sometimes the failures tag along for the ride). The week is normally in the month of june. Usually consists of renting from the dirtiest run-down houses to up-scale condos for a week in NJ, DE, or MD beaches. The week consists of straight binge drinking of all different kinds of alcohol from Natty and Guinness to Vladdy-Stoli, as well as consuming (in various ways) cannabis. Random hookups criminal behavior, and disregard for anything and everything are simply unavoidable during this week. From the minute senior week starts, so does the loss of brain cells. Wake up with a shot and go to bed with a bowl and a brew. Wake up the next day and do it all again but better.

Some seniors end up doing a senior summer which is senior week but lasts the whole summer.

After Freshman year of college, the former seniors loved the week so much that they end up revisiting the beaches for round two or even three or four the following years.
Person1: Hey where are you going for senior week?

Person2: I'm going down to Wildwood in june.

Person1: Aw damn man, senior week is going to be extreme!
by Chad Reily April 30, 2009
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Davis Senior High School

A high school in Davis, CA where students like to get drunk everyday of the week, do a lot of coke, and drive nice cars. Favorite lunch destination = chipotle. And generally you can find students from this high school in abundance at In-n-Out literally any day of the week (minus during finals) either drunk or passed out until their closing which is at 1am. Somehow, however they all make it to very prestige universities.
Hi my name is John Doe, I go to Davis Senior High School and I have a 4.8 GPA, a 2390 on my SAT's, and I'm enrolled in some of the most rigorous courses in the state of California. I'm also completely thizzed, coked, high, drunk, and adderralled out of my mind right now.
by LarkinKing1341235 August 31, 2010
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Senatorialism

Senatorialism is a dramatic Polcompball ideology where people has literally no idea of it's meaning, the most acceptable and accurate meaning of senatorialism is that senatorialism is an ideology about the idea of have a senate, both upper house and lower house included, without worrying about political, economical or cultural position. Senatorialism is represented as having tentacles because it's considered as a omnipresent part of politics since it's inside almost all politics and is an important part inside hegemonic politics nowadays.
"There's a lot of drama and memes about senatorialism, being it's a simply joke about the idea that bicameral government is present everywhere nowadays and it still plays an important role inside politics."
by Full Monteirism May 3, 2021
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Santorum Snort

The instance where your sixty-nining your other half directly after anal intercourse, during which you instigate an orgasm causing some of the santorum to shoot out of their ass directly up your nose.
John: "I had just finished sixty-nining my girl yesterday when she shot hot slimy santorum up my nose!"

Jeff: "EWWW!!!! YOU GOT A SANTORUM SNORT?!?"
by lMaNfTaRd November 7, 2011
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Sound Tribe Sector 9

A completely instrumental/electrical band based out of Santa Cruz. Quite possibly the best live band ever. Notable cds Include Interplanetary Escape Vehicle, Artifact, and the most recent Peaceblaster. To most listeners it can be abbreviated to STS9.
Sound Tribe Sector 9 has been known for their live performances and laser light shows
by Stine09 August 21, 2009
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Santorum Pictures

A film studio known for producing bareback scat videos.
Chocolate Creampie Milfs was the first movie produced by Santorum Pictures.
by NewtGringrich September 2, 2012
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