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Stumble-rumble

A stumble-rumble is the result of having consumed a few too many and proceeding to kick the living shit out of another person or one's self due to irrationality.
Shirley got into a stumble-rumble with Bob at the karaoke bar because he sang their song with Sue-Ellen.
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StumbleKlonk

The Act of klonking your way through life while consuming copious amounts PM pain relievers. Lends itself to bruised shins and hazy conceptions of reality....
He's been stumbleklonking for all his heros at the methadone clinic ...... all on a volunteer basis of course!
by Bat_Guano July 29, 2011
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Scumbers

Achieving low or inadequate numbers or statistics when a quota is required.

Derived from the term "Scum numbers".
- "In terms of sales figures, your numbers are way down. Our company will not tolerate scumbers"

- A: "How many cherries have you picked today?"

B: "Only 650."

A: "Scumbers."
by Enmitystar September 26, 2011
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Scummbled

A History of Art term which isnt recognised by Microsoft Word because Microsoft isnt cultured enough. It means to blur something btw.
"Its my favourite word of the day"-Harriet
"Everyday I'm scummbling"
"In her essay Maddie scummbled the line between non-fiction and fiction"
by Maddierulesyay October 21, 2012
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Stumble Stretch

The act of stretching while also using the computer application "StumbleUpon". The exercise is used by many Stumblers when they can't think of anything to look up. This also makes them think better. It is one of the best computer exercises you can think of. So if you want info at a real fast fetch, click that Stumble button and do a Stumble Stretch.
Hec: What's this weird thing? I've never seen that toolbar before.

Brad: Its called StumbleUpon. Its my favorite app! Craziest thing you've ever seen! (click the 'Stumble' button)

Hec: Wow! Everything in just one click? (groans) Oh no, I think I need some exercise.

Brad: Sure! How about a Stumble Stretch? (clicks the button and reaches for Hec's hand) Now I'm stretching your hand. See? You just click and stretch at the same time. Its easy! Everybody loves it.

Hec: Whoah! I'm a Stumbler now.

Brad: Yes, the Stumble Stretch, one of the best PC workouts around! You've joined the Stumbler Nation. See, and so did I!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 26, 2011
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Stumble Fisted

Out drinking, a little past a legal limit, stumbling with two drinks, one in each hand.
I was out with My girl the other night and she had so many people buying her drinks she was Stumble Fisted.
by Red & Kiki February 20, 2012
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Stumblebee

A person who searches the internet without having a goal or topic in mind.
She just web surfing again; She is such a stumblebee!
by Lance Softwood November 7, 2011
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