cold screwing

When someone passes their cold onto you.

"Bob is cold screwing everyone around the office, what a dick for not using sick time"

by Maximuscrates December 6, 2016

Ice scraping

The act of shooting a hefty cumshot across the room and getting some on the tv and passing out before cleaning, resulting in a nice jizz crust cover that would need to be chiseled out if left long enough

T-Rex: bro, I saw the best porn last night. Sware my load hit the fucking ceiling fan and splattered everywhere.

Big Easy: remind me to never visit you. Did you clean the tv?

T-Rex: I didn’t clean Shit. No clue where it went.

Big Easy: here (hands over a jack hammer) you will need this. Take these also (hands him 4 beers), have fun ice scraping.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 21, 2019

Mountain Scriking

When you out on you're bikes and all you do is cry and moan.

Hey look at josh at the back pushing his bike.. he must be mountain scriking.

by Jbleasey January 21, 2021

Eye Scrape (scraping)

N or V; When someone flicks their eyes over your body (usually head to toe and back), and you feel judged or strangely sexualized.

E.G.: I was just walking down the street and that woman eye scraped me! I was just wearing a sweater!

John gave Samantha a long eye scrape which made her really uncomfy.

Eye Scrape (scraping)

by Bug2017 May 26, 2018

Keep on screwing

Something an old crackhead called Cathy will say to you after almost being ran over by some lip in a car near to a care home in central Birmingham (may also happen outside a nursery with a name that kind of rhymes with tittle nipple, but this is rare). The phrase will be spoken when the crackface opens their legs outside an old dirty phone box, and tries to smooth talk you. Usually followed by a loud cackle. This strange sound is the crackholes mating call. If the crackbum says this phrase to you, run away to the nearest off license and buy some fruit gums.

Charlie Help! There is a crackhead walking towards me!

Kaid Hopefully some lip will run her over and save us!

Cathy Keep on screwing!

Both Aaahhh! Kill her!

Cathy You lips! KEEP ON SCREWING!

Both Disembowl her dead corpse!

by WonkyMirandaLikesTheBingo January 29, 2020

Two squirrels screwing in a wool sock

The hottest of days in the humid summer of Tulsa Oklahoma.

It's as hot as two squirrels screwing in a wool sock outside

by Tidfl3s April 5, 2024

paycheck to paycheck scraping for dimes

caseoh

"paycheck to paycheck scraping for dimes 4 foot 400 pound twitch streamer caseoh"

by gamer43269420 April 21, 2024