Scratcherbating

The act of scratching yourself in a way that feels orgasmic.

I scratched the bug-bite so well that it felt like I was scratcherbating.

by River G Phoenix August 10, 2025

ass-scratcher

The nth level of "ho-hum". That which will bore you to tears.

Yeah, that book of poetry...Leaves of Grass, I think...you know...the one President Clinton gave Monica...I read it in a post grad humanities course....what an ass-scratcher.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003

Skun Scratcher

A hand made tool used to scrape the residue out of the stem of a skunnie,slang for meth pipe,so it can be smoked again

I gotta find or make a skun scratcher so I can finish,what's left in the skunnie and shut it down an sleep awhile

by F.L.A.W. EN July 12, 2016

cock scratchers

Another name for your hands scratching your dirty cock. What you don't want touching your potato chips!

Keep your cock scratchers off of my food!

by Madness18 January 23, 2018

Butt Scratcher!!!

Butt Scratcher!!!

Butt Scratcher!!! Butt Scratcher? Butt Scratcher. Butt Scratcher. Butt Scratcher. Butt Scratcher. Butt Scratcher?!?! Butt Scratcher!!!

by Mr Winchester July 11, 2018

Margaret Scratcher

Someone heir nose who likes to scratch their body a lot or picks their nose often.

Why is she always scratching her body? Because she's a Margaret Scratcher

by ALANSCO October 14, 2018

crab scratchers

The hands of a person that has to touch things they shouldn't touch.

Hey lady, keep your crab scratchers off of my pen.

by dglarn May 4, 2019