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Scat-Boning

similar to tromboning only the recipient has a severe case of the shits, and on orgasm...

(the name is a contraction of scat-tromboning, with a hint of jazz thrown in for good measure)
the giver performs a rim-job to a man from behind, at the same time as reaching around to wank him off (usual tromboning), however, in scat-boning the recipient has a severe case of the shits, and as orgasm is reached, expulsion from the colon occurs all over his partner's face, hair, head and mouth.

hepatitus-A and other vaccines may be advisable before attempting scat-boning.
by pixie and norm. May 5, 2009
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Jap-Scat

A woman who injected an egg into her ass from a turkey baster and then shit it into a pan, cooked it and ate it.
Comes from Japan, JAPAN! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT!
by Japanadan October 7, 2004
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Little Scat

Bob : How's Candy doin'?
Joe : Oh that little scat causes so much trouble I might have to shoot her with a rifle
Bob : Want me to beat Candy's ass?
Joe : Please.
by Nightfall the Warrior Cat December 28, 2018
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Scat Condom

When you’re having anal sex with a girl and she takes a shit, enveloping your penis. Afterward you proceed to fuck her pussy with the shit still on your dick.
Karl: hey baby, you ready for a scat condom?
Stacy: no, Karl, and stop following me!
by Ser Wat of discord February 4, 2020
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Hard Scat

Regular scat but also involves the long-term decomposition of feces to produce a more rotten or decayed substance. The rotten shit is then used for sexual paraphernalia.
Damn babe, I can’t wait to spread my composting shit all over your stupid tits; hard scat is the best!
by The Human Whisk September 16, 2019
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scat claws

A woman who intentionally grows her nails out long or glues on fake nails solely for the purpose of scrapping shit from her ass because she is paranoid about using a restroom where adequate toilet paper is not available.
That nasty bitch Edna is scat claws. She got enough shit on her nails to fertilize 40 acres.
by 23rd Chromosome April 6, 2016
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