spanked

When your about to make a post about something on a forum,and someone posts it just when you were clicking "submit", You got spanked.

Forum guy 1: Heres a youtube link
Forum guy 2: I found it on youtube!
(edit) Damn, i got spanked by forum guy 1

by Cunning June 27, 2007

shanked

To hit a golf ball off the hozel of the club making it go almost directly to the right if you are a righty, or left if you are lefty.

Golfer 1-"Nice hozel rocket big guy!"

Golfer 2-"Whatever I've only shanked it once in my career."

by J-Dot July 29, 2008

Sacked

A prank involving a person hanging his sack out through his open zipper and then walking into a room full of people. Usually announcing as he enters the room "You all are about to be sacked"

That SOB just walked in and sacked us. He's lucky I didn't flick him in his junk!

by Jay February 10, 2005

Spanked

Probably British slang. Really drunk, or off yer face. Possible to use when tired. Synonyms include "mashed", "wasted", "caned".

1. Dodgy Dave was really spanked when he came back from that club last Thursday. I wonder how many cheeky fellas he'd necked?

2. I rode my unicycle to the sea and took a swim today. By the time I got back home (it was 30km there and back), picked up some groceries, scrubbed off the sunblock, prepared a green salad and steak dinner, and washed it down with a glass of Chianti, I was absolutely spanked.

by DJ delerious June 14, 2009

Kitchen Sinked

A sexual act in which multiple sex toys are used.
(i.e. Everything but the kitchen sink)

She had so many toys I suggested we use them all. She got Kitchen Sinked!

by Snot Rag February 14, 2018

You've been Sacked

slang for "you have been beaten", derived from the Silly Putty Sacks Fantasy Football Team.

a picture of a man suffering from Elephantitis is usually attached to the note.

to the owner of the Long Island Longhorns...."You've been Sacked"

by Righetti July 14, 2004

tat spanked

when you have been a bad boy and you get slapped by a tit

You've been a naughty boy now bend over and get tat spanked...momma no!!!!!!!!!!

by guh1111 June 27, 2006