sam

a really beautiful, smart, sexy, crazy, lovable, with blue eyes, sexy body, nice hair, big lips, cute nose, caring boyfriend, always make you smile and laugh, doesnt pay attention to other girls, sexy ass cause he is an athlete, makes me feel special, in other words he is just perfect from the inside and outside and he makes all the other girls jealous of me cause they dont have him and i do :P <3

jessica : look at sam and his gf

emma : damn he is hot, i wish i was instead of her *cries*

i hate her.

jessica : so true, he is perfect *sighs*

by sb04-06-12 December 23, 2012

Sam

Sam is one of the best driver's you have ever met. His driving skill rival's his skill in the sack... His eye's are blue & beautiful. He is the most honest guy you'll meet & he is always after a good time. He has great self discipline which makes him as reliable as a swiss made pacemaker. All the ladies think Sam's hot but the one's that know they can't have him usually hate him for that.

He likes fast cars, bikes, 4WD trucks & has a nack for every extreme sport known to man...including skydiving.

Sam

S - superior
A - at
M - most anything

by ShizzleDizzle September 10, 2013

Sam

A

Super
Awesome
Man

That dude that's banging that chick over there is a Sam

by Flabby J March 30, 2015

Sam

the hot guy lmao. everyone has a crush on him, as a guy myself, he's got me desperately questioning my own sexuality.

:D

girl 1: Omg have you seen Sam?
girl 2: urgh I wanna fuck him on the spot

girl 1: sameee… fucking hell look at his dimples

by falafelsarenice October 16, 2018

Sam

Sams tend to be a fat shit who have little friends and like to tag along. They look like absolute marshmallows and have schneebs. they shower never and have extremely greasy hair. They pretend they are friends with Krianths and Cormacs and play pubg in the morning even when they are tragic at it. Try to flirt and fail miserably and then become crippled and as red as a tomato.

Sam: I luv u
Person: Drown you marshmallow

by Shrek Hentai September 24, 2018

Sam

Just one bus driver fucking away from being a porn star

•you:”oh girlfriend you’re such a sam”

by Gaycena May 1, 2019

Sam

A big goon who exists as a living meme. His hair is uneven and he looks dusty. Often uses the phrase “Oh.” Often throws his arms around like a character from adventure time.

Sam’s coming over later! I can’t wait to kick his ass in super smash brothers.

by idiotsoup June 23, 2020