salt your thumbs

1) to pray or implore; 2) to safeguard against failure; 3) to think of something; 4) to try to express an idea; 5) to look exasperated; 6) to appear hungry; 7) to eat a meal; 8) to satisfy a requirement; 9) to have the right stuff; 10) to check oneself

James: i'm never gonna finish this paper on time
Gabe: dude, you better salt your thumbs

by Gabe "Admiral Awexome" S. May 3, 2008

Salt your dog

Being in such a depressed state that you lube your own hand with the saltiness of your tears for masturbation

Man that torta dumped me so i was saltin my dog all night.

Salt your dog bro

by saltydog69 October 12, 2011

salt miner

A salt miner is someone who is extremely competitive in sports or games, who dose not care how many feelings get hurt on the way to victory.

Salt miners gloat about thier wins in everything and never take a loss lightly.

A salt miner enjoys making someone else lose as much as they enjoy winning.

Monopoly was a bad choice with Susie, she is such a salt miner.

Last time Jim won in checkers he talked about it for a month, that damn salt miner!

Clara scared me while I was playing Jenga with friends, I lost and that salt miner just laughed.

by Dank Memes420 October 25, 2016

salt and sauce

Salt and Sauce is a condiment peculiar to the scottish regions of Edinburgh and Fife where a mixture of malt vinegar and brown sauce is used to accompany chips or any meal from the local chipshop 'chippy'

Also refers to the obsucre (male) practice of defacting and cumming at the same time

"De ye want salt and sauce wie that pal?"
"aye both please"

"im sorry I have made a mess of your sheets with my salt and sauce

by the notorious gmacp April 27, 2006

Salt Lake Sneak Attack

When you get a girl really drunk and while she's bent over vomiting you ravage her from behind.

Dude, last night Karie was hurling her guts out so I pulled the salt lake sneak attack.

by Salty Joe December 19, 2008

salt and pepper

seasoning

give me salt and pepper daniel im making food

by cat schlatt May 27, 2020

Salt Lake Lickey

The act of oral sex through a mormon glory hole. Usually performed through the hole in a sheet, to prevent body contact and resulting impure thoughts.

Not wanting to remove his own magic underwear, he instead gave her a Salt Lake Lickey.

by diaphanous December 27, 2008