Samurai Jesus

Jesus Christ as a samurai warrior. He defined the true meaning of "the last supper" when he took on the Ninja assholes after they were done with their rice balls. Samurai Jesus is also the master of air hockey...nobody beats him.

"I challenged Samurai Jesus to a game of air hockey and he beat me like a bitch."

by Bill March 15, 2004

Samuel Jackson Beer

Featured on Chapelle's Show, Samuel Jackson Beer is a parody of Samuel Adams Beer commercials. The sketch features a loud, foul-mouthed Samuel L. Jackson (played by Dave Chapelle) promoting his own brand of beer while wearing Colonial-era clothing and puffing a cigarette.

"Samuel Jackson Beer! It'll get ya drunk! You'll be fucking fat girls in no time! You might even fight a nigger!"

by You Can't Kill the Metal July 6, 2006

Samurai Deeper Kyo

1: a manga written by akimine kamijyo.

fictional story based around the thousand-man slayer "demon eyes kyo" mixed with hatred, revenge, power, and lots and lots of blood. many battles and comic moments, however nothing like rurouni kenshin as some may say.

2: an extremely choppy and unworthy to the original story anime.

Samurai Deeper Kyo is a great manga, but a not-so-good anime.

by kizna April 21, 2005

Samuel

Samuel is a the boy at school who's very shy, he is competitive as hell though and he is very handsome and romantic. He knows the concepts of treating a girl right. Although, if you make plans with him he says no but you two never end up going. He's very insecure as well but he shouldn't because his body is nicely built and even if in any way it isn't his features are complex yet so romantically simple. he's nerdy and insanely smart and other boys should learn from him. the way he looks in his glasses makes you giggle and have butterflies. But he has no clue who has feelings for him.

" I wish Samuel was my boyfriend, he's everything I'm looking for, but he's too busy with other things to be interested on a relationship"

by thegirlwhohasamillioncrushes November 14, 2016

Samuel

A boy who is constantly judging himself for no reason, Samuels are smart, funny, athletic, and noble. A Samuel thrives in many sport-like activities such as soccer, taek won do, judo, football, or even tennis. Samuels are hard workers and do well in school because of this. Many classmates are usually able to rely on a Samuel for their quick wit and expertise in the subjects. A strong moral compass is something that any great Samuel will not lack, and he will always do the right thing in any situation. Samuels have many friends and are usually some of the kindest people that you may ever know.

Person A- "Hey, did you see that boy turn the quarter in instead of keeping it? How virtuous!

Person B- Yeah, he is definitely a Samuel.

by J.J Falkchuuu February 27, 2019

Samuel

The last of the prophets from the Old Testament, who annointed King Saul. The son of Elkanah and Hannah. She named him Samuel, saying, "Because I asked the LORD for him." (1 Samuel 1:20)

1 Samuel 3:4 -Then the LORD called Samuel. Samuel answered, "Here I am."

by Samwise73 February 3, 2010

Samuel

"Samuel" means: gorgeous, always ready to have fun, strong, brave, so funny, honest, sweet but so manly, generous, hard worker, sweet-tooth, honnest, engaging, exceptional, so sexy, greedy, easy-going, irresistible, talented.
Everyone needs a Samuel in his/her life: essential and perfection.

A touch of Samuel and you're in heaven. Samuel, you're perfect! Samuel, I love you.Everyone needs a Samuel in his/her life!

by Miss.S. February 16, 2010