Smerf

(V.) to put a blue food dye in a woman's vagina when fucking without her noticing

man 1: some girl was ripping on my friend real bad so i smerfed her during a one night stand. damn was she pissed when she found out. lol

by Dark Demon Troll June 30, 2010

Serff

A faggot. That fallows Dakota around. Pesent for all your fettishes. Gets no puss and has no friends, accept for Dakota.

Your such a serff, u fay retard

by Uhhhhhhhhhh_retard November 7, 2016

sperf

word used to describe a puertorican when one is in the presence of puertoricans, instead of using the obviously deregotory term spic.

(scene in crowded nyc mcdonald's)
white boy #1- check out that sperf with the air jordans.
white boy #2- yeah. well check out the one with the crazy look on his face.

by g-ring May 5, 2007

Swer Potato

Swer potato is in the world of chicken nugger and french fried. To reach this ascension, you must gain Ligma,Sugma,Sawcon,Imagine Dragons,Fugma,Simardeep. Once you gain all of these, you gain knowledge of the ingredients of swer potato, chicken nugger and french fried. Once cooked, you finally ascend to become a true meme lord.

"Daddy Pepe, how do I become a meme lord like you?"
(Daddy Pepe) "You must gain the knowledge of swer potato"
"Teach me the ways Daddy Pepe"
(Daddy Pepe) "All in good time, my boi"

by Lawtron The Boi October 18, 2018

Swerfologist

One who has mastered and perfected the art of swerf. This dedicated individual can swerf on anybody at any given time and without reasonable cause.

I would try to fuck with P.Rhymes but he is a Swerfologist, so I'mma just fall back because my swerf ain't up there with his.

by Parallel Rhymes May 16, 2009

serfass

to surf some ass

people in california serfass.

hey baby, lets go surf some ass.

by roskostaggs February 4, 2009

Serf breath

Breath that smells like death. You can semll it from two miles away. Horrid and awful.

Dang! You need a tic tac cause you got some serious serf breath.

by podaddy.diz November 20, 2009