Butt sweeper

When a young toddler is still in diapers and scoots around hardwood or tile floor "sweeping" on his butt

Mom: ugh why won't she just walk?
Dad: yeah, I know she is just a butt sweeper

by Danggirlllll October 20, 2016

Mud-sweeper

A term to describe a type of shit that is so wet it takes almost the entire roll of toilet paper to clean up yourself. Usually followed by a skid mark or safety wipe

Guy: "I gotta change my underwear soon, I had a mud-sweeper earlier"

Guy #2: "Make sure you do a safety wipe afterwards"

by becauseimapotato May 21, 2016

Pussy Sweeper

The pussy sweeper is a phenomenon. It will rock a woman's world like she has never experienced before. The pussy sweeper is moustache with super powers. Very few men are blessed with the heaven sent pussy sweeper. If you find a man with a pussy sweeper you better keep him.

While executing cunnilingus on a female the male's pussy sweeper amplifies the event. The pussy sweeper is both perfect in length as is in texture. Oral sex will enter a new dimension. The woman will pant so hard she will feel light headed. Her whole body will be covered in goose bumps. She will get mildly sweaty but in a hot way not gross. In her head she will be begging for more and more but can't speak because her body will be trembling with delight. The woman's orgasm will be a combination of psychedelic, glorious, super cool, magical, neato, and more. The pussy sweeper can not be described properly in words. Following the big O the pussy sweeper morphs into a pussy mop and soaks up all the cum and saliva leaving the woman's poontang happy and clean.

The white pussy sweeper is hands down the ultimate supreme champion.

Sheila: You know Randy from work?
Brenda: Randy who used to date my cousin Erica?
Sheila: No!! pussy sweeper randy! He rocked my world. He licked hoo hoo with absolute perfection. Santa delivered my Christmas present early. My cooter was shaking with delight. My toes curled and I saw stars. Call pussy sweeper randy. He will smooch your cooch and leave you wanting more

by Anthony is not a bot... March 28, 2020

black sheeple

unthinking followers of conspiracy theorists

Jabez rejects conventional religion and follows that internet prophet. He is a black sheeple.

by Research_Joe September 20, 2020

Black Sheeple

A person who slavishly follows propaganda and displays a herd-like mentality. A person who watches faux news on TV and believes it.

I saw that Jabez was refusing to wear a mask when he was talking to a patient in the ICU. What a black sheeple he is.

by Research_Joe September 23, 2020

Skeet sweeper

A man's mustache. Like cookie duster or dick broom.

That guy who sucked me off had a sweet skeet sweeper.

by Jason mcgregor March 4, 2021

detroit street sweeper

A shotgun - generally, a short-barreled shotgun loaded with powerful OO-buckshot shells.

"We were just walking down the street when a bunch of gangsters making threats suddenly started to charge at us! Then my bro' pulled out a 'Detroit Street Sweeper'' hanging from a shoulder sling under his trench coat and he cleared the street with a couple of squeezes of the trigger!"

by X115 September 12, 2016