SwagBeast

Definitive opposite of a "HypeBeast". SwagBeasts follow only their own influence, not caring what others think about them nor what others think is "cool" or "hyped". They wear and do what they feel comfortable in and are comfortable in doing. They are really chill people in general. They don't crave attention, but definitely attract it, without the methods of cockiness or the thought of being above anyone else.

A:"Wow, look at this fool, rocking his $80 General Release Nike SB's, acting like they're the greatest shits that have ever touched the earth. You have no shoe game whatsoever. What a hypebeast!"

B:"I could care less how you feel about my shoes. They're better than your $80 Fakes that your mommy ordered for you. And another thing, I have more swag in one toenail, than you do your whole body. I am no HypeBeast, I'm a SwagBeast!"

by mmm8pho November 22, 2010

Swagless Steven

This is what you call a guy who exudes an extreme lack of confidence. Typically these people are extremely indecisive, especially when it comes to women, and constantly worry about crap that doesn't matter at the expense of their roommates or friends. Essentially they are the anti-swag.

Swagless Friend: "Hey man, Lindsey just sent me a text wanting to hang out tonight. What should I send back?

Cool Guy: "I don't know, if you want to hang out with her tell her to come over. Stop being such a Swagless Steven."

or

Swagless Friend: "Do you think my shoes match this cool v-neck I just bought?"

Cool Guy: "How about you stop being such a Swagless Steven, and wear what the f*** you want?"

by therealdeal66 August 28, 2009

Swagger Stick

A swagger stick is a short stick or riding crop usually carried by a uniformed person as a symbol of authority. A swagger stick is shorter than a staff or cane, and is usually made from rattan.

While stressing the need for uniforms to be simple and rugged, with no need for gimmicks and gadgets, General Pate commented:
There is one item of equipment about which I have a definite opinion. It is the swagger stick. It shall remain an optional item of interference. If you feel the need of it, carry it…
However, his successor, David M. Shoup, quickly discouraged their use:
..."the swagger stick symbolized elitist affectation, and it reminded him of some unpleasant experiences he had had in China.” He had seen British officers toss money at Chinese men and then strike them with their swagger sticks as they picked up the coins off the ground. Few Marines carried the swagger stick after that.2

by Vbriel May 1, 2012

swaggender

When someone has too much swag for the gender-binary. When a person who is transgender, nonbinary, or gender-non-conforming has too much swag.

I'm swaggender and I use He/They pronouns.
That person has so much swag, they must be swaggender!

by bruhman247768 November 20, 2020

swine flu swagger

the way you walk and act when you have swine flu, just chillen messed up and tired

chelsea: wow what is up with him he looks like he just got hit by a train
alex: no he's just got that swine flu swagger

by GOLYAH October 15, 2009

sweat-pant swagger

When someone is walking way too damn slow due to the fact that their pants are sagging, and thus causing them to walk too slow.

Person A:The asshole 10 feet in front of us is causing a jam in the hallway cos of his sweat-pant swagger!

Person B: Yeah, dude, I know!!

by HonorsTrack January 13, 2011

swagger BOMB

is where u walk into a room... and u look the best out of all the guys there.. and the ladys feel attracted too you..if that happens than u been swagger-bombed

EX.swagger bomb

matt-i walk into the party, and yeah all the girls were staring,

willam-oh really i kind of fiquire when i saw u come in...u drop the swagger-bomb on them girls

by serg wizz-o February 23, 2010