michael sucks dick

my friend michael sucks alot of dick for example yesterday i found him sucking my boyfriends dick while beating down the bobus

michael your such a dick sucker with all that cum on your face

michael: I nkew michael sucks dick

by dicksucker1234414 April 30, 2022

Suck Dick Retarted

The moment a man goes partially retarted while cumming from getting his dick sucked.

He went suck dick retarted

by QueenCalee November 28, 2019

Sucking a Ghost dick

At a state of utter fatigue, when your neck becomes rubber and your head bobs forward as you try and stay awake. Essentially, sucking a ghost dick.

"Damn, Jack totally got a video of me sucking a ghost dick last night."

by KGriz November 20, 2016

suck dick paradox

When someone sucks a dick to change something in the past, and sucked the dick to not suck dick in the first place.

I sucked a dick so to change my past, so I sucked the dick to unsuck the dick. Hence the suck dick paradox.

by mick nullen August 7, 2021

Sucking The Devil's Dick

To cling onto power and to sacrafice your morals for it. To Suck The Devil's Dick, is to get on you knees and beg.

"Bro you hear Jordon Peterson is Sucking The Devil's Dick?!?"
"Yea! I was watching Owen Benjamin last night and it opened my eyes"

Satan, Hedonism, Humour, Sucking The Devil's Dick

by Retkid October 9, 2018

suck dick on accident

It be a meme . Found on vine (wich is ded).

Boi what did u do? I suck dick on accident . how u do that bitch?

by O O F L O R D January 14, 2018

Suck Dick November

girls have to suck boys dick when they ask.

girl - "I have to suck dick"
boy - "why"
girl - "its suck dick November

by jamieboy34 October 5, 2020