St. Cool

Any person or action deemed worthy of bearing the surname St. Cool in recognition of high levels of awesomeness.

Gary: I can't believe Joe was able to kill that entire keg while reciting Simpsons episodes from memory.
Thomas: Stuff like that isn't just cool, it makes him St. Cool.

St. Cool by 4shizz4shore December 8, 2009

St Joan of Arc School

A rundown church that is somehow managed to be called a school even though it’s closer to a prison. In library class, yes I said class, we taste books. In gym we gym we get beat up by squishy mushrooms. And we wear potato sacks as “uniforms”. I didn’t even mention that the middle schoolers are kept in the basement, the “guidance counselor” is in a van, and instead of having an auditorium there is a stage in the cafeteria.

St Joan of Arc School is literally hell, I swear to god if u don’t believe me just take a second just a second in that place.

St Joan of Arc School by Uhhhhhokthen March 12, 2019

St. Louis School 

Easily the worst school in Howard County, Maryland. If you want your child to suffer, send them to St. Louis School.

''You go to St. Louis School? Get out before the demonic vice Principal sucks you in!"

St. Louis School by socknazihater January 27, 2020

St. Martin High

That school that just fucking sucks, sucks more then that 1 bitch who gave me head in the stalls.

Did you like the school you went to?
No I went to St. Martin High

St. Martin High by GoatFucker445 October 21, 2021

St. Vincent de Paul HS 

A small ass school in petaluma ca that is completely irrelevant except for their sorta ok football team. Uniforms are horrible n half the kids don't wear them anyway but get dress coded by their administration. Academics are terrible n even the dumb kids are in the honors classes. Theres a social ranking system: if you didn't come from SVES or OLL you will be a nobody unless your hot or rich. The old money SVES kids have priority over everyone else if their grandparents have donated to the school. They are favored by the staff and you can't do anything about it even if your way smarter than them. Everyone who goes there either had parents or siblings that went there before them n all of the students hate it. Theres no school spirit n everyone is too busy worrying about how they look n who likes them to actually have a good time. The "popular" kids think theyre the shit even though outside of SVHS they are completely irrelevant. Half the kids are either bi or gay n the choir will make your ears bleed. DONT GO THERE

"Where do u go to school?"
"St. Vincent de Paul HS"
"What tf is that?"
"Dw about it no ones ever heard of it"

St. Vincent de Paul HS by fuckcalifornia December 26, 2021

St Kevin's College 

A school located in Toorak, making it swanky enough.
Most of the boys have brown haired mullets and mums that drive $200,000 four wheel drives.

Don't let the sports teacher go near you or he might teach you what an 'oral' is.

The boys are also pretty good at chanting on public transport.

boy 1: " oi did u hear about all those boys that were chanting sexist things on public transport?"

boy 2: " yeah they probably go to St kevin's college in toorak."

St Kevin's College by dat rich kid from toorak bruv March 20, 2022

St george girls high school

A girls school filled with NPC's that don't know about current affairs and think they're better than other schools, look in a mirror. I wish I didn't go there

"Normal Human Being: You know about the Russia-Ukraine war right?"
"Smartest St george girls high school student: "Huh? Whas da?"

St george girls high school by St. George Girl September 19, 2023