squished ass

A feeling of incredible bodily discomfort in a cramped place.

We were squished ass during the car ride to Palm Springs.

by EpicBird July 17, 2011

squish the fish

It means: beat the Miami Dolphins. However, after Dave Lundy published the novel "Squish the Fish”, it took on a perverted life of its own. In the book, Scooter thinks it means getting laid and pounding pussy.

After the Bills squish the fish and beat the Dolphins, I'm gonna celebrate at our tailgate party and squish my girlfriend's fish!

by Bottoms Up! July 18, 2020

squishness

The amount by which an object can be squished.

The squishness of Marty's drafting chair was enough to cushion his toosh!

by the cad teach September 18, 2014

Squish

The action of hitting a bug. Generally resulting is a loud impact and the bug being transmogrified with explosive results. Similar to the word squash but with more force and vigour.

Person A- Look... A Bug....Squish if for me!!

Person B- (Takes their shoe, a hockey stick, or some other tool to make the job easier and hits the bug.).

Person A -

by Brevet Soyce October 8, 2018

Squish

A person who is a source of great comfort and joy that you love a lot, wether you are with them in a relationship or not. This is somebody who you like to hug and sometimes get the urge to bite or squeeze them.

This is Jack, he is my squish.

by Cryptid.Twink January 28, 2023

dumb squish

Someone who makes a careless mistake or blurts out something intelligent. Someone who speaks before thinking.

So johnny, I told her, "You're not FAT, you're just BIG!"

Danny, that's insulting you dumb squish!

by Maxabillion09 February 22, 2010

Squish sphere

A group of friends squishing their squishy cheeks in a circle

Obly bobly are having a squish sphere

by Oblybobly fan April 13, 2025