When you poop in a freshly cleaned porta potty and when you wipe it’s blue like a smerfs butt from the splash.
by JustinBarr January 9, 2019
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by bereberit May 8, 2019
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They are smerpin' fer a yerpin'.
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Dude 1: yo Alice got some fine smeerpoep.
Dude 2: Yo no way, Alice is my mom.
Dude 3: Yo she my fucking turtle!
Dude 2: Yo no way, Alice is my mom.
Dude 3: Yo she my fucking turtle!
by anonymous November 25, 2020
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