slippery shit slide slammer

using ones backyard slip in slide, for a shitty slippin ass slammin good time!

when yer all horned up an run outta sexual ideas....the slippery shit slide slammer can be an excellent party saver! ex: bruce and beatrice were so sexually bored bruce went out in the backyard and performed the ol' slippery shit slide slammer......he positioned beatrice doggy style at the end of his slip n slide naked.....using corn oil.. oiled up her shit pipe...next bruce with boner erect ...ran as fast as he could landing on the slip in slide knees first..zooming down the slip n slide (takes perfect balance) on knees, boner erect just about to make contact he thrust hips forward...(takes great timing and aiming)..Jamming erect boner in her shit pipe......IF DONE CORRECTLY WOMAN SHOULD IMMEDIATLEY HAVE ORGASM....along with sore asshole....

by gillieman69 December 10, 2009

Slippers

Indoor shoes with soft insides. Very warm and comfortable.

My slippers aren't hippo-(or elephant-) shaped, but they're still cozy.

by Diggity Monkeez February 10, 2005

ripper slipper

The shoes that rippers wear so they can be identified as a ripper. Usually can be bought at a bueaty supply shop next to the pro-sryle gel.

She think she hot with her ripper slippers on.

by Leemo79 September 28, 2006

One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

slippery beaver

A woman's hairless vagina

You can see many celebrity's slippery beavers as they exit the motor vehicle.

by kiwi_spiller November 1, 2007

slipping the d

Inserting the male genitals into the female's vagina

"Yo son, just slip her the d!"

"How'd things go with her?"..."Oh ya know...I slipped her the d"

"What are you doing?"..."Just slipping the d"

by g-dub crew August 21, 2006

slippery sailor

1. Extremely drunk. Usually in such a way that you're all wobbly at the knees and doing your best to stand up. Akin to a sailor on a ship deck being washed with large waves during rough seas doing his best to stay on his feet.

"He was so bloody pissed last night he was doing the slippery sailor!"

by Jay Kaufman July 20, 2007